how long for pot to get out of system??
05-05-2004, 09:22 AM
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Re:how long for pot to get out of system??
Originally Posted by hotrex
looks like the southeast meet is a bust due to kevin gettin pumped in his ***. i knew i made the right choice... :P
nobody pumps projekteg's *** 'butt' you hotrex......
05-05-2004, 02:59 PM
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Re:how long for pot to get out of system??
Dont drink vinegar waste of time and disgusting
Either go to a head shop and buy a cleansing drink or
1. Drink a couple gallons a day leading up to it
2. 2 hours before you think you might have the test drink a half gallon of water with fruit pectin (which is a preservative that blocks your kidneys up for a few hours and prevents them from releasing toxins into urine) 5 grams of creatine (labs now test your creatinine levels which is creatine waste, if your creatinine levels are below normal they will fail you due to urine dilution)and take 2 multivitimins that contain alot of b vitimins because they will turn the clear urine a deep yellow color making it seem as if you did not try to dilute it
This is by far the best way, My friends and I have used this to pass at least 30 tests it works
Do not take golden seal or echinacia Labs test for both of these and they will fail you.
shame on you kevin
Either go to a head shop and buy a cleansing drink or
1. Drink a couple gallons a day leading up to it
2. 2 hours before you think you might have the test drink a half gallon of water with fruit pectin (which is a preservative that blocks your kidneys up for a few hours and prevents them from releasing toxins into urine) 5 grams of creatine (labs now test your creatinine levels which is creatine waste, if your creatinine levels are below normal they will fail you due to urine dilution)and take 2 multivitimins that contain alot of b vitimins because they will turn the clear urine a deep yellow color making it seem as if you did not try to dilute it
This is by far the best way, My friends and I have used this to pass at least 30 tests it works
Do not take golden seal or echinacia Labs test for both of these and they will fail you.
shame on you kevin
05-05-2004, 04:28 PM
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Re:how long for pot to get out of system??
haha funny store, back when i was a "badass" 
i jsut smoked like 2 weeks before i was supposed to go get a physical for sports...i was freakin out askin everyone if they drug tested, well to make it short i went there and he asked me to **** in the cup, and then jokingly said to my mom 'want me to give him the drug test too?!' tryin to be funny. i almost fainted :P
i jsut smoked like 2 weeks before i was supposed to go get a physical for sports...i was freakin out askin everyone if they drug tested, well to make it short i went there and he asked me to **** in the cup, and then jokingly said to my mom 'want me to give him the drug test too?!' tryin to be funny. i almost fainted :P
05-05-2004, 10:29 PM
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Re:how long for pot to get out of system??
This will cost about 1 buck to make
Take a small tube 3 foot long tube connect it to a slim bottle with glue or tape or both.
Put a cork in the end of plastic tube, that you can grab and remove without too much trouble but also stops the flow.
(I used a cut wine cork to match the tube end size and put a little saftey pin in the end of the cork for easy pulling when I need a steam of clean ****.)
Tape or secure slim bottle with tube under your arm.
Run tube underclothes secure to your sac.
Put CLEAN pee in bottle. Go pee for your parole officer.
Pull cork, clean pee shoots out in stream just like ****.
You can pull this off with him watching you.
The pee will be warm, its under your arm, Use Male Pee if your a male roflol
Best if you wear sort of baggy pants and a long sleeve shirt.
I had work crew goverment officials watching us for **** tests in Work crew. This was a while ago like 5 years. They would stare right at your ----. I used this to pass all my random tests I just taped the ---- under my arm every day, about halfway through the day.
I could tell you smoked by the small resin stain on your lighter that is on the inner bumper of your Teg pics LOL Jk
Take a small tube 3 foot long tube connect it to a slim bottle with glue or tape or both.
Put a cork in the end of plastic tube, that you can grab and remove without too much trouble but also stops the flow.
(I used a cut wine cork to match the tube end size and put a little saftey pin in the end of the cork for easy pulling when I need a steam of clean ****.)
Tape or secure slim bottle with tube under your arm.
Run tube underclothes secure to your sac.
Put CLEAN pee in bottle. Go pee for your parole officer.
Pull cork, clean pee shoots out in stream just like ****.
You can pull this off with him watching you.
The pee will be warm, its under your arm, Use Male Pee if your a male roflol
Best if you wear sort of baggy pants and a long sleeve shirt.
I had work crew goverment officials watching us for **** tests in Work crew. This was a while ago like 5 years. They would stare right at your ----. I used this to pass all my random tests I just taped the ---- under my arm every day, about halfway through the day.
I could tell you smoked by the small resin stain on your lighter that is on the inner bumper of your Teg pics LOL Jk
05-05-2004, 11:34 PM
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Re:how long for pot to get out of system??
I heard from one of my friends probation officer that if u drink two tall glasses of vinegar you should be good. But u only had three hits than i am sure half a glass will do. It tastes gross tho :P
05-06-2004, 01:24 AM
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Re:how long for pot to get out of system??
I had a friend that drank that red system flush stuff they sell at smoke shops. He did a **** test for a job, and he didn't get hired. They don't tell you why you didn't get hired though. But I'm assuming that was it. or you can drink bleach, yeah that will clean your ---- out reeeeeeaaaal gooooood.
05-06-2004, 01:26 AM
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Re:how long for pot to get out of system??
Weed goes through your system (your **** system anyways) in about 45 days. I know because I just joined the military and they ask you like twenty times if you've ever been in any contact with marijuana in the past 45 days. Just thought you'd all like to know.
