kain

your away msgs could just say your away. but instead you have to put this in there.

10 reasons why krystle laprise is the best girlfriend ever..

10. she always smells so good, especially her hair

9. looks cute even when she first wakes up

8. is the most cuddly thing ever

7. she has the best pouty face ive ever seen

6. shes the best kisser ever,

5. she likes the kissy monster

4. she always makes me feel wanted,

3. the sight of her makes my day, every day...

2. she likes my turbo gsr and just cruising around for hrs.

1. BECAUSE SHES MINE...... i love you krystle


lol. wow.

crx4life2003

he is offically owned dude....I know from experiance

jhmcrx

hmmm someone gettin a littel Jealous

FooK

5. she likes the kissy monster

BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

hotrex you crack me up.

Ravage70

Wooopahhh

Honda16hb

kain may be a desperate little bitch, but hotrex is definietely a ----- whipped sell-out.

kain

lol, if i was with a gf i would just put a regular old away msg.

the keyword here is IF.

but then again i would still let the machine put the default one up for being idle.

Xgenturbo

Top ten reasons why Kain think his hand is the best girlfriend ever.

10. It dosnt cost money to get laid

9. she never leaves your side

8. She's even there when you go take a ****

7. you can ejaculate all over her and she wont complain

6. she helps kain work on his engine and gets all greasy in the process

5. you dont have to buy her anything other whan some vasoline and soap from time to time.

4. When she bleeds, it usually goes away within hours

3. your friends will never touch her and she will never hit on them

2. she will hold your beer for you whenever you tell her to

1. She hits like a girl and its very cute.

FooK

yeah right you ------- liar. a girl could blow you and you'd be posting it everywhere that you were in love...

dont fake the funk.