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Old 09-14-2007, 11:31 PM
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The best way to avoid Std is by:
1. Pop the hood. D15 DPFI, chances are its Dx or dirty
2.checking the interior-vinal seats, or...
3. the shift **** is missing the 5 = dead giveaway

STD bitches
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Old 09-15-2007, 06:43 PM
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Use lube it chafes less and dont get that stupid "tingling" ---- it just burns ur ****. I'm on the hunt for this lube thats supposed to have silicone or soem ---- in it.
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Old 09-19-2007, 12:25 AM
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nope. Your choice is to wrap it up or risk getting some ugly ***... smelly ***... ----- *** warts
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Old 09-20-2007, 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by TTC
dont get that stupid "tingling" ---- it just burns ur ****.
Um Chlamydia?
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Old 09-20-2007, 01:09 PM
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So are you gonna get tested and let us know if you got something?
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Old 09-20-2007, 04:11 PM
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Default Re: Homemade STD Preventions
Originally Posted by blackice90hb
The best way to avoid Std is by:
1. Pop the hood. D15 DPFI, chances are its Dx or dirty
2.checking the interior-vinal seats, or...
3. the shift **** is missing the 5 = dead giveaway

STD bitches
I just spit sweet tea all over my keyboard! ------- hilarious!



































Yes I live in the south, we do put sugar in our tea. Get over it.
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Old 09-20-2007, 04:20 PM
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the girls on dateline are always makign sweet tea for the "predators" lol
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Old 09-20-2007, 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Hitchhikkr
I just spit sweet tea all over my keyboard! ------- hilarious!



































Yes I live in the south, we do put sugar in our tea. Get over it.
billy jo bob, get pa sum mor dat sweet tea ,, yeeeeeeeee haww !!
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Old 09-20-2007, 07:25 PM
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Oso, you need to be a little more respectful when you discuss sweet tea with a couple of Southern boys.
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Old 09-20-2007, 08:21 PM
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STD's are like souvniers
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