N1ghtM0nkey

Use a condom.

For extra protection put a hole in the center of a paper plate and stick your **** through the center after you put the condom on.

EK2000

Then use condom and SaranWrap your *****

Tom-Guy

I'm swearing by the listerine.

Hitchhikkr

1. Borrow suringe from crackhead.

2. Inject yourself with bleach.

3. Die.

beaker

usually some comet and a brillo pad take the skank stank right off

Sepheroth86

I would try wearing a poncho... cover yourself from shoulders to kneecaps.... cant get herpes through a hefty trash bag!

Tough-guy

Exactly what I voted for

My friends and I once ran a train on this chick. Nobody had a condom though. So I marched over to the cupboard under the kitchen sink and grabbed a plastic Safeway bag and wraped it over my ****. I pounded this broad and the little ----- never said anything in protest about it. True story.

J-MAN

lol, really think any of this will work?

yayopwrcrx

you guys are ------- idiots


listerine, i have a bottle in my car

but more importantly, zithromax - order it off line....
kills almost everything but aids from what i heard....it's an entire zpack

you break a condom in some filth-pop 2000mg ASAP - ***** with your stomach but ---- that i'm not gettin burned


I actually bruised one of my ***** a couple months ago. I was ------- this chick sitting in the back seat of the truck and shes on top bouncing up and down, then my right ball gets caught between her and my thigh. I didn't really hurt then but i couldn';t ---- for a week.

Then just last weekend (same girl) i stick my **** through the little hole in these tight *** boxer briefs. ---- her for a while, i'm talking like pornstar status. Couldn't nut i was so banged up. Next morning i got like rug burn from my **** getting chaffed from the briefs....

Tom-Guy

This is the first thread in HMT history that is better without pics.