View Poll Results: What would you do if you hooked up with a really dirty hoebag?

Take a shower as soon as you get home

4.46%

Pour listerine on your junk

7.14%

Lava works better

4.46%

Forget about it, I'd rather be the giver anyways

5.36%

CRX

15.18%

HHH

19.64%

You're fucked dude

43.75%

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Homemade STD Preventions

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09-12-2007, 12:29 AM

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brick1234

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Re: Homemade STD Preventions

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Originally Posted by drifto

take a packatte of vinagar from ur local fast food joint. go to eat her out . spray vag with vingar first. if she screams u run. if she doesnt notice ur good (doesnt work for aids sorry)

and if u think she has a std and u man up anyways, use two condoms and a tin of tiger baum.throw one condom one. coat the condom in tiger baum ,throw on second condom. if she screams u know u broke the first one!

Punch her in the face and if she screams your good.

09-12-2007, 12:33 AM

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Jorsher

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Re: Homemade STD Preventions

ask if she's met hotsex

09-12-2007, 12:56 AM

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imburne

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Re: Homemade STD Preventions

I only ---- with ----- that smells terrible.. No disease would wanna stay in a stank hole!

09-12-2007, 04:38 AM

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AgentMurdoc

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Re: Homemade STD Preventions

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Originally Posted by ZC EF 4dR

yanno pops always had a good answer, if it aient clean enough to touch with your lips its sure as ---- not clean enough to touch your dick.

lol... so true

09-12-2007, 11:14 AM

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Re: Homemade STD Preventions

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Originally Posted by imburne

I only ---- with ----- that smells terrible.. No disease would wanna stay in a stank hole!

Bahahaha irony!

Establish a good relationship with your local free clinic

09-12-2007, 01:25 PM

#16

TTC

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Re: Homemade STD Preventions

Stick to jailbait virgins, age varies on risk of imprisonment vs hot tightsechs aidless.

09-12-2007, 01:30 PM

#17

ososlohatch

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Re: Homemade STD Preventions

somebodys got stank dick !!

09-12-2007, 01:57 PM

#18

BigD

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Join Date: Nov 2005

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Re: Homemade STD Preventions

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Originally Posted by Jorsher

ask if she's met hotsex

Or do like Ryan and get them before they hit puberty

09-12-2007, 03:59 PM

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MikeJ-2009

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Join Date: Feb 2003

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Re: Homemade STD Preventions

Pour paint thinner into a bucket.

---- bucket.

09-12-2007, 08:31 PM

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JDMFantasy2K

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Re: Homemade STD Preventions

so are we gonna get the full story and pics, or do we just get some gay cliff notes and you're last dying wish for us to help you. I bet you went for a ride in a washing machine with magic johnson and a handful of razorblads you ******.

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