HMT Recipe: Panty-Dropper Stovetop Steak
10-28-2008, 11:14 PM
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HMT Recipe: Panty-Dropper Stovetop Steak
It's getting cold so I'm not using the grill. I might have done a steak thing already here but I'm bored.
Get some baking potatos and stab them with a fork. Cover with olive oil and a bunch of salt. Stick them in a 380 degree oven. Set the timer for 1hr 15min. (no pic, you figure it out)
Make a steak rub. I use salt, pepper, paprika, garlic powder. Mix it up and put it all up on your steaks. Let your steaks come up to room temperature
When the potatoes have about 20 minutes to go, put a frying pan on medium-high heat, put a bunch of olive oil up on that bitch
Put the steaks in the pan. Make sure the bottoms have oil all over them. Move 'em around once in a while to keep the bottom oiled. You're not frying the thing but don't let them dry out too much. I have no idea why this image is sideways..WTF
Flip when the bottom looks completely and utterly delicious.
I want to have sex with it
Once that ---- is all nice on the bottom and the top, you can sear the sides if you like too. Then stick them in a cooking vessel. Im using a pound cake tin...or some ----. Put any remaining olive oil in there...well a tbsp or so.
The oven is still hot from the potatos. Cook the steaks to your liking. I left them in there for about 6-7 minutes or so for medium-medium-rare.
Once the steaks are done, let them rest with some butter on 'em
When you plate the steaks, pour all of the juice and butter from your cooking vessel onto said steaks of goodness.
Once everything is done, put stuff on the potatos. A shitload of salt, some peppa, ***-ton of butter, sour cream and a touch of bacon.
or a lot of bacon
Watch the panties fly.
Get some baking potatos and stab them with a fork. Cover with olive oil and a bunch of salt. Stick them in a 380 degree oven. Set the timer for 1hr 15min. (no pic, you figure it out)
Make a steak rub. I use salt, pepper, paprika, garlic powder. Mix it up and put it all up on your steaks. Let your steaks come up to room temperature
When the potatoes have about 20 minutes to go, put a frying pan on medium-high heat, put a bunch of olive oil up on that bitch
Put the steaks in the pan. Make sure the bottoms have oil all over them. Move 'em around once in a while to keep the bottom oiled. You're not frying the thing but don't let them dry out too much. I have no idea why this image is sideways..WTF
Flip when the bottom looks completely and utterly delicious.
I want to have sex with it
Once that ---- is all nice on the bottom and the top, you can sear the sides if you like too. Then stick them in a cooking vessel. Im using a pound cake tin...or some ----. Put any remaining olive oil in there...well a tbsp or so.
The oven is still hot from the potatos. Cook the steaks to your liking. I left them in there for about 6-7 minutes or so for medium-medium-rare.
Once the steaks are done, let them rest with some butter on 'em
When you plate the steaks, pour all of the juice and butter from your cooking vessel onto said steaks of goodness.
Once everything is done, put stuff on the potatos. A shitload of salt, some peppa, ***-ton of butter, sour cream and a touch of bacon.
or a lot of bacon
Watch the panties fly.
