HMT pimp's, answer me this
07-24-2005, 01:03 PM
#24
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Re: HMT pimp's, answer me this
I got my old lady by grabbing her ***. That ---- really does work. We had only talked once before. Then next time I saw her, I grabbed a big hand full of ***. She gave me this dumb look. I said oh my bad. She just walked away. About a hour later, I feel something grab my ***. I turn around and its her. Chicks dig it.
07-24-2005, 01:11 PM
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Re: HMT pimp's, answer me this
Originally Posted by stillnoturbo
I love this line. "next thing i see this kid looking at me, so i flex off my arms at him and he puts his head down and looks away." hahahahaahah. Damn Hulk Hogan, you go through a lot of shirt flexing those 24" pythons? lol Screw that bish and ask her "did you get your ticket yet?"
She'll be like "umm no, for what?"
Then you flex your pythons and say "To see the gun show bitch" and then walk away. lol.
She'll be like "umm no, for what?"
Then you flex your pythons and say "To see the gun show bitch" and then walk away. lol.
07-24-2005, 01:20 PM
#26
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Re: HMT pimp's, answer me this
slam back some liquid courage. walk up to her, grab her on the ***. and simply say, hey bitch wanna ----? if she says no, go onto another. if she says yes, go bend her over the hood of your car in the parking lot. finish her, and go get another. now normally i wouldnt advise some one to use that pick up line, but she seems like a total **** *** bitch. and they want you to talk to them like that. it gets their attention. 
07-24-2005, 01:57 PM
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Re: HMT pimp's, answer me this
Originally Posted by 91 VTEC AKKORD
slam back some liquid courage. walk up to her, grab her on the ***. and simply say, hey bitch wanna ----? if she says no, go onto another. if she says yes, go bend her over the hood of your car in the parking lot. finish her, and go get another. now normally i wouldnt advise some one to use that pick up line, but she seems like a total **** *** bitch. and they want you to talk to them like that. it gets their attention.
07-24-2005, 03:24 PM
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Re: HMT pimp's, answer me this
Originally Posted by jagojon3
My official answer to this is walk up, grab her *** the next time you see her, and claim her. If she aint all prude like this actually works pretty well. And it helps to not be sober, I am about 50 times smoother after I've had a few.
If she gets all pissy about to grabbin her ***, steal her purse
If she gets all pissy about to grabbin her ***, steal her purse
