HMT pimp's, answer me this
07-24-2005, 02:53 AM
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HMT pimp's, answer me this
so tonight i was at the club with some buddys, and there's this chick that i always see everywhere, an i mean EVERYWHERE as in work, store you name it, she's there. so tonight, i seen her and shes with some little homo and next thing shes gone. so i was like ok whatever, i go get a rye and coke, and i feel a hand in the back of my jeans pocket.
well it was her, so she smiles and walks away. so i wink, go for a quick tour to see whos in the club, and head towards her and all of a sudden she grabs some ****** and starts feeling his arms. well, this kid was a ------- bitch compared to my size, and she starts smiling when feeling his arms. next thing i see this kid looking at me, so i flex off my arms at him and he puts his head down and looks away.
now, is this chick trying to make me jealous or what, because its getting on my nerves and giving me blue ***** because im just to shy to actually talk to her
guys, is she trying to play me or what ?
well it was her, so she smiles and walks away. so i wink, go for a quick tour to see whos in the club, and head towards her and all of a sudden she grabs some ****** and starts feeling his arms. well, this kid was a ------- bitch compared to my size, and she starts smiling when feeling his arms. next thing i see this kid looking at me, so i flex off my arms at him and he puts his head down and looks away.
now, is this chick trying to make me jealous or what, because its getting on my nerves and giving me blue ***** because im just to shy to actually talk to her
guys, is she trying to play me or what ?
07-24-2005, 03:31 AM
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Re: HMT pimp's, answer me this
Yes she is trying to "play" you. You havn't even talked to her, but she is "playing" you. 
Damn this sounds like grade 9 ----. Oh yeah, they let you drink at 18. So this is some highschool ----.
SHort Answer, get some ***** and talk to her. Odds are you can bone her. She sounds like an easy pick-up.
Damn this sounds like grade 9 ----.
Oh yeah, they let you drink at 18. So this is some highschool ----.SHort Answer, get some ***** and talk to her. Odds are you can bone her. She sounds like an easy pick-up.
07-24-2005, 03:35 AM
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Re: HMT pimp's, answer me this
i have a lot of experience with women, i actually pimp women on craigslist.com. dont be a lil bitch..just get a lil buzzed walk up to her..and compare her to sum sorta actress that looks good.. liek yesterday i saw this cute *** girl.she looked a little bit like jessica alba, so i just say outloud.. oh ---- i didnt know jessica alba was here.. then that bitch blushed.. and she was mines... its easy.. ... damn gettin women is easy..
07-24-2005, 03:58 AM
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07-24-2005, 04:42 AM
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Re: HMT pimp's, answer me this
Originally Posted by Travis
...she smiles and walks away......all of a sudden she grabs some ****** and starts feeling his arms......she starts smiling when feeling his arms. next thing i see this kid looking at me....
its getting on my nerves and giving me blue ***** because im just to shy to actually talk to her
its getting on my nerves and giving me blue ***** because im just to shy to actually talk to her
"own3d"
07-24-2005, 06:50 AM
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Re: HMT pimp's, answer me this
I love this line. "next thing i see this kid looking at me, so i flex off my arms at him and he puts his head down and looks away." hahahahaahah. Damn Hulk Hogan, you go through a lot of shirt flexing those 24" pythons? lol Screw that bish and ask her "did you get your ticket yet?"
She'll be like "umm no, for what?"
Then you flex your pythons and say "To see the gun show bitch" and then walk away. lol.
She'll be like "umm no, for what?"
Then you flex your pythons and say "To see the gun show bitch" and then walk away. lol.
