HMT get even tactics
11-08-2007, 01:11 AM
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Re: HMT get even tactics
Originally Posted by Tough-guy
WTF! That sounds like it could turn real bad for the guard if he was on someone's ---- list. What level of offenders does your prison house?
11-08-2007, 05:05 AM
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Re: HMT get even tactics
Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
He works at a women's prison. When he gets locked in with the inmates he gets to be somebody's bitch for the night.
All in all, the corrections officer would be out numbered by inmates. Male or female, that could get ugly.
11-08-2007, 06:39 PM
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Re: HMT get even tactics
Originally Posted by Tough-guy
Oh...I see. Some of those chicks in prison are big as ---- though. They could still turn a guards sweet little candy *** into a meat puppet, focre feeding him tuna facial while streching his nut-sack like a bungee cord.
All in all, the corrections officer would be out numbered by inmates. Male or female, that could get ugly.
All in all, the corrections officer would be out numbered by inmates. Male or female, that could get ugly.
11-08-2007, 07:42 PM
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Re: HMT get even tactics
we house anywhere from g1 (trustees) to g5 (sd. seg.) and death row. we also hold psych patients and a few mrop offenders. the best odds (note best) are 34 to 1. and thats in a dorm with all g1's to g3's. so getting stuck in a dorm is bad. i would rather be locked in death row or seg (administrative segragation) or cell block where everybody is locked in a cell 23 hours a day than a day room where they only have cubicles and nothing between me and them. as funny as it sounds, rubberband ***** doesnt seem like it will feel too good.
11-09-2007, 02:47 AM
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Re: HMT get even tactics
haha after posting this one on my break i went back to work and watched a girl talk ---- to another girl. when one tried to walk away, the other kicked the back of her leg. out of nowhere the girl that got kicked produced a padlock and promplty knocked the little Bitch out with a good hit to the face. she started screaming about "dont ever ------- touch me again or ill make you eat those teeth Bitch!" the girl who started it ended up losing three teeth and having stitches put in her gums. i had to gas them so the rest of the day the whole dorm was pissed at me. made me glad we got rid of mechanical pencils.
11-09-2007, 07:37 PM
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Re: HMT get even tactics
G to your local Ford dealer and ask th parts dept. for a bottle of rear differential friction modifier. walk by said ********* car and pour that ---- in his fresh air inlet(the bottle is like 4oz.). That smell will NEVER come out.
11-09-2007, 07:46 PM
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Re: HMT get even tactics
Originally Posted by PoorMansPorsche
Pour cement in the toilets.
Heres what you should do and yes it does work coz i`ve done it before :1 :
Call up health department, building safety department, and fire department and told him you guys are forced to move out because the condition of the place, write down every single problem on a piece of paper then tell them one by one. make sure you tell them theres cracking noise coming from inside the wall and that the beams might be cracking..
One by one, they will sent someone out to inspect the building and well, welcome to America lol because ppl work so ------- slow that it will take them forever to finish the inspection, there might take a good month to 3 before it can be rented out again, and for sure he will have to fix all the issues then get it inspected before it can be rented out.
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