projekteg

yes, that def. needs to dug up out of the archives

durden

lol hows the tuna? i'll have the tuna, no crust :P

next we need hmt's favortie drinks

SkunT

or
"how to make your own brew" -this is my next hobby.

crx2fast

found it

SkunT

not to ruin the cook book, but 2000 posts!






im a proud post -----.

juli0_bustamante

Here is alittle County Jail HOuse Recipe for you cheap *** single live alone HMT nukkas...

Get a big *** Plastic bag
2-3 Top Ramen bags of noodles ( choose our favorite)
Potato Chips of your choice
HAM/BOLOGNA/or anything you usually use in a sandwhich..even tuna!
and some bread

JAIL HOUSE ------ is what they call it so here goes...

Get your 2 0r 3 bags of top ramnen, beats the ---- outta them till its all broken up. then put it inside your big *** plastic bag. Pour some hot *** waer in their..let that ---- cook. them pour out the eccess (sp) water and gather all your goodies like chips, ham, jelly whatever you want. Put that ---- in the bad and mix it in well. next open up your bag on the table or the hood of your car, depending where you like to eat... get some bread and voala! you got some ganster *** ------ that you can share with your buddies or inmates....this will assure your *** wont get tampered with at home or in your local cell block!

enjoy you ------- convicts!!!

Dr.Boost

Here is my favorite recipe:

• Get off your lazy ***.
• Get in your vehicle.
• Drive to Del Taco.
• Order what you want.
• Drive your lazy *** home.
• Eat.
• Throw bag away.

Sometimes I like to add a little "Stop at store and get 12 pack of favorite beer" and sometimes I like to mix it up and take the easy way out:

• Pick up phone.
• Call Pizza Hut.
• Wait for pizza.
• Pay pizza delivery guy.
• Eat pizza.

I like to have variety in my life so sometimes I replace "Drive to Del Taco" with "Drive to McDonalds" or instead of "Call Pizza Hut" I substitute for "Call Papa Johns".
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SkunT

one more, add salsa to mac and cheese.



another classic.

street_kings

Vietnamese food: Thit Kho (Teet-Caw)

-Beef cubes or cut beef into bite-sized cubes
-Green onion (1 stick per pound)
-Sugar
-Salt
-Pepper
-Soy Sauce
-Fish sauce

marinade the beef overnight in 6 TBSB of fish sauce, 6 TBSP of soy sauce, 2 sticks of diced green onion, 2 TBSP of sugar, 2 TBSP of salt, 2 TBSP of pepper, for 2+ hours per 2 lbs. beef.

Pour everything into a pot, and add an additional 6 TBSP of soy sauce, 4 TBSP of fish sauce, and 1 TBSP of each salt, pepper and sugar. Then, fill pot with water untill there's 1/2 of water above the beef. Put a lid on the pot, and simmer over medium heat for 2 hours. Serve with rice, and you're good ta go

Sinner

check this poor mans meal out

poor mans oysters,
1 can of oysters
1 coctain (you should already know who to make this)
1 good crackers

slap that ---- together and it will be great. I used to do this alot when I had some money.

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hooked up mac and cheese
1 kraft mac and cheese( dont get the off brand ----)
1 can of rotel
1 tony's spice

cook the mac anc cheese like always. after finishing open the can of rotel from the bottom, this is where all the hot tomatoes are at. then sprinkle the hot tomatoes on that ----.. next add some tony's spice (green can) and you got yourself one dam fine meal or stupid cheap.

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The easiest, get you some pizza sauce (AKA prego traditional) and some toast.

If you feel a little bit more motivated, make a grilled cheese and dip it in the prego or put prego in the center.

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I got all the ghetto /I'm poor as ---- reciepts. I wish I could remeber them..

Nick