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Old 07-29-2007, 09:44 PM
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any way to home made fake a **** test other than having someone else pee for you ?? or im i just better off buying a 40 dollar bottle of ----..
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bleach vinigar and niacin are out of the question
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Old 07-29-2007, 09:48 PM
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knox powdered unflavored gelatin.
multi vitamin pack from 7-11 or other convenience store
64 oz of your favorite gatorade.

mix jello in gatorade (make sure the gatorade is warm, or you'll be eating the jello by itself)
drink whole bottle
eat vitamins.

did it for pre-employment drug test before.
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Old 07-29-2007, 10:12 PM
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just take a small bottle with u with someone elses ****....keep in ur pocket so it stays nice an warm....if they watch u take a ****.....ur better off buying those drink things....but follow the instruction very carefully or that shyt won't work
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I herd a good place for a small amount is on the tounge of your shoe.
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well what kind of drug did you do?
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Old 07-29-2007, 10:54 PM
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fruit pectin(CERTO) mixed with gatorade. **** once before the test. and drink plenty of water.
fruit pectin blocks your fat pores, so all you do is pee out water.
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Old 07-29-2007, 11:10 PM
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none of the above ---- is a proven method for masking the detection of thc in your system, the same results can be acheived by drinking alot of water, basically the water delutes the sample so that the concentration falls below the cutoff level, which is dependent on what the test id for.

this site has the most information on every drug known to currently exist and how they interact with your body, including clinical trials used to determine the metabolization period of marijuana.

http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabi..._testing.shtml

you can buy a home test kit for 15 dollars at your local drug store/pharmacy and test yourself if you want.
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Old 07-29-2007, 11:23 PM
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someone elses pee, a turkey baster, a tube to shove up ur dick and a hole lot of pain. **** test passed.
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Old 07-29-2007, 11:29 PM
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that won't work because you have to fill the cup up to a certain amount and unless your dick is the size of a turkey baster........, also you woulld somehow have to squirt out the urine without actually emptying your bladder which would contaminate the sample, the only sure way of passing is using someone elses **** or something like the wizzinator, but its 200 bux, comes with synthetic urine and heating packets, then again its 200 bux, lol.
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Originally Posted by signorelli21
none of the above ---- is a proven method for masking the detection of thc in your system, the same results can be acheived by drinking alot of water, basically the water delutes the sample so that the concentration falls below the cutoff level, which is dependent on what the test id for.

this site has the most information on every drug known to currently exist and how they interact with your body, including clinical trials used to determine the metabolization period of marijuana.

http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabi..._testing.shtml

you can buy a home test kit for 15 dollars at your local drug store/pharmacy and test yourself if you want.
so lets say i didnt smoke for a whole month, and have been smokin about two blunts a day for a month minus today and yesterday, how much water would i have to drink to pass a **** test tomorrow ?? pretty much impossible unless i buy a supplment drink to pass ?
M&m mini's case and a ace bandage wrapped around my upper thigh, but i rather not get caught, i'd like to clean or mask my system
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