Hitchikkr is a self-pwning device
08-31-2008, 12:49 AM
#34
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Re: Hitchikkr is a self-pwning device
eh, i also got with a girl from CCBC who had a ton of tats and piercing and probably stds
then i drove 5 people home
the only bad thing was the fact that i drove drunk for only second time ever i tried to make someone take my keys halfway through the night so i dunno what happened
just not gonna drive to parties anymore
then i drove 5 people home
the only bad thing was the fact that i drove drunk for only second time ever i tried to make someone take my keys halfway through the night so i dunno what happened
just not gonna drive to parties anymore
08-31-2008, 01:19 AM
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Re: Hitchikkr is a self-pwning device
Originally Posted by ichbinsobose
eh, i also got with a girl from CCBC who had a ton of tats and piercing and probably stds
then i drove 5 people home
the only bad thing was the fact that i drove drunk for only second time ever i tried to make someone take my keys halfway through the night so i dunno what happened
just not gonna drive to parties anymore
then i drove 5 people home
the only bad thing was the fact that i drove drunk for only second time ever i tried to make someone take my keys halfway through the night so i dunno what happened
just not gonna drive to parties anymore
we have a winnnarrrrr!!!
Originally Posted by jay
And shortly thereafter, cue his eminent failure.
08-31-2008, 01:26 AM
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Re: Hitchikkr is a self-pwning device
Originally Posted by jay
wait so your bragging about meeting a **** which you propably never touched. and driving drunk?
we have a winnnarrrrr!!!
x2
we have a winnnarrrrr!!!
x2
shut the ---- up already unless you're going to tell the world you've either
a) boosted something
b) gotten a job that pays north of the poverty line
c) sucked your bosses dick
d) gangbagned the entire pistons' bench
we all know a and b aren't possibilities, so if you haven't blown your boss or any of the detroit pistons, shut the ---- up.
08-31-2008, 01:42 AM
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Re: Hitchikkr is a self-pwning device
Originally Posted by J.H.Christ
allah fucked mohammed in the *** while moe took a **** on mecca.
shut the ---- up already unless you're going to tell the world you've either
a) boosted something
b) gotten a job that pays north of the poverty line
c) sucked your bosses dick
d) gangbagned the entire pistons' bench
we all know a and b aren't possibilities, so if you haven't blown your boss or any of the detroit pistons, shut the ---- up.
shut the ---- up already unless you're going to tell the world you've either
a) boosted something
b) gotten a job that pays north of the poverty line
c) sucked your bosses dick
d) gangbagned the entire pistons' bench
we all know a and b aren't possibilities, so if you haven't blown your boss or any of the detroit pistons, shut the ---- up.
ive had B way more than once...
never have never will do C
and as far as d goes im sorry i cant fulfill your lifelong fantasies
08-31-2008, 01:48 AM
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Re: Hitchikkr is a self-pwning device
Originally Posted by jay
ive been so close to A like you wouldnt even know
ive had B way more than once...
never have never will do C
and as far as d goes im sorry i cant fulfill your lifelong fantasies
ive had B way more than once...
never have never will do C
and as far as d goes im sorry i cant fulfill your lifelong fantasies
as far as b goes, you eat ------- pigeons and can't buy a shell that isn't destroyed
like i said, if you haven't done c or d, stop posting until you're either a) funny or b) boosted
