Boosted_StinkyNuts

Just like the title says, God damn it! I was on my way to work friday about 4 in the morning. I was on the highway doing bout 75 maybe 80 and take my eyes off the road for a sec to change the radio station. As soon as I look up I see a big white, gray, and black blur about 10 feet to the right front of the car. Before I could react, POOOWWW! My front bumper owned his hairy ***. I hit him hard enogh to push me in to the next lane. Thank god nobody else was around. As soon as I got a chance I pulled into a gas station to gather myself and check the damage. I was surprised not much happend for as fast as I was going. Im guessing if I hit the ****** head on Ild have puppy teeth in my intercooler. All that really happend was sum hairline cracks on my CF Lip, missing paint, and the bumper got knocked off. I had sum zip ties in the car so i fixed the bitch up right there. Im still pissed off at the fact that he fucked my car up. That was the first dog I hit. That makes: 1 dog, 1 bunny, 2 squirls, and bout 4 birds on my hit list. I went back later that day to see if I could find him and if he was alive I had a steel bar in the trunk to help him "sleep". Its prolly better I didnt find him. For awhile I started thinking it might have been a bum or sumtin like that but nothing on the news so Im safe. Anyways, If anyone else has any stories like this they wanna share, post em up bishes.

crxtuner

Lol that sucks dude i almost hit a ------- cat the other night but i slowed down enough for it to get out of the way in time

Jeter2Karaffa

coward... around here we swirve to hit the animals

vizual_blur

I know rite, unless its like a great dane, or a cow. If im in the truck, ill hit anything under 40. other than a cow. I saw a friend of mine hit a great dane in his ef si. needless to say, he got to work the whole car was covered in blood. the dogs head got choped off and rolled over the windshield and over the roof... fucked his whole front end.

spoon fed

to bad it didn't do more damage ricer. Why wouldn't you stop to see if the dog was ok. You probably made some 6year old happy cause you killed the family dog. Good thing it didn't crack your mAd TytE jDm y0 projectors.

scottsi

i dont see why spoon fed keeps trying to talk ---- to people, do we need to post the picture of his ex gf in every thread and own him? :1

youdontknowmeee

HANH

vizual_blur

OH MAN U HIT THAT? WTF were u thinkin. u best had been drunk lol.

dohc

Thats comedy right there

spoon fed

maybe if my eyes were as slanted as scott's i would have