Spenser

see, with a name like salad days its hard for me to believe you, Man, and if that's all that gets you thinking, you must be gay! What gets me thinking is how I can eventually get your mom, your aunt and any other female relatives to make a train joined by nothing but their fingers in each other's asses! I'd call it the salad days train, seeing that's what you're into....getting things placed into your ***.

again, for me, your moms *** is like viagra, when i go over to your house, it would be impossible to hit that much ***, so what i do is take it a bit at a time, always making sure to unload my canadian pride in her nose, hair, or belly button, etc so the next time I come over, I know where I've been.

Honda16hb

I would like to clean this thread up, this chick decided to help me:

quadnie

Most girls won't let you *** wherever you want, if you weren't a virgin spencer, you would know that. I used to ---- with my ex g/f brecklynn, I would always go for the hair, this was like back in 2000 she was 23, I was 21.

You can talk all the mommma ---- you want, it's not really offensive, it's just funny. We know that in no way will you ever ever be close to scoring a MILF. Just give in bad boy, learn to love the ****, go about your twisted *** pirating life and be happy.

Still mad props to brett for his awsome work. Wait till the rest of the board gets a load of it. We need to make sure to save it for kain.

AgentMurdoc

hahaha funny ----, but the rx7 is too nice, I think he has the ole skool 85 rx7's.

None the less that ---- was hilarious! Good stuff man, although I was expecting a longer one for more laughs.

Spenser

This is what makes you different from me, I know what I'm doing with women, sure I'm young, but getting hotties is a skill, not always something your born with. although, I can content that your recent postwhoring is most likely because you ususaly fail, and weren't blessed.

Moving on, as far as messed up love triangles go, the only one I can think of is the choo choo train that your dad, salad days and kain is frequently involved in. Now don't get me wrong, I don't condemn ****, but when it strikes close to home I'd kick those muthafuckas with all I got! alas, quadnie It's okay to be gay, This day and age it's okay! Don't be shy. Society will eventually accept you....not on this forum, but the majority of people will eventually accept you. Maybe even your family! hey if you want to sword fight, go right ahead, but make sure it's far far away from me!

you say I will never get any MILFS, thats impossible, why you ask?

Simple, I'm a lover not a fighter!!! hahahaha, ask any of my friends's moms and they'll tell you the same, they'd rather my dick in their mouth then them trying to seduce a old person. just look at your mom for instances....

Damn, all I can say is, she was incredible!!
Even after 4 hours and 2 boxes of condoms later (we were making water balloons, in case you were wondering what we were doing), I still can't believe she wanted more!!!

Damn quadnie, you were right when you said "The older the berries, the sweeter the juice"!

quadnie

I will give you credit for some halfway decent composure inside your message body, but the message itself is purely wack. Whatever you want to say that you are such a mad pimp or whatever you think. You have no way of proving it, nobody has any intention of believing it, so go ahead and be a legend in your own mind. If I was gay, I would have no problem admitting it, I'm quite secure in my hetrosexuality, obviously you aren't. Keep up the entertainment man, more people to laugh at you the better.

Spenser

again man, you aren't seing my point, STFU.

Minor Threat

Spenser, you're not doing half bad with the insults, but you're material is all the same. You call me a *** for my name, and then you call Quadnie a ***, and say that you did his mom. I laughed for a while, but it's getting old. Please come up with something new, I just stepped up to the plate with the pics, you backed Kain, no one likes Kain, so it was easy. Sorry if I somehow threatened your somewhat unstable sexuality with the pictures, but I'm secure in my heterosexuality, you don't know me, or my family, so you can bash me all you want because none of it is true, so I'm not worried. Later masturbator...

-Brett

Honda16hb

spenser if you're such a pimp let's see some hmt thong pics (of girls, you homo)