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Help Joey with advice on women!
07-05-2006, 07:45 PM
#31
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Re: Help Joey with advice on women!
Originally Posted by buk9tp
07-06-2006, 11:01 AM
#32
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Posts: 503
Re: Help Joey with advice on women!
Go run free, ride the 18yr old, hump that bitch 'til she walks funny and if you still have any spuff left to squirt, go pump the 21yr old full of ***.
Life is what happens while you make plans, at least you could do your planning ***** deep.
Life is what happens while you make plans, at least you could do your planning ***** deep.
07-06-2006, 04:56 PM
#33
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,282
Re: Help Joey with advice on women!
Do you think I’m faking
when I’m lying next to you?
Do you think that I am blind
nothing left for me to lose?
Must be something on your mind
something lost and left behind
Do you know I’m faking now?
Do you know I’m faking
when I’m lying next to you?
Do you know that I am blind to everything you ever do?
Must be something on your mind
something lost for me to find
Do you know I’m faking?
Then she told me she had a gun
it sounded like she’d used it once before
Then she told me she had a gun
it sounded like she’d used it once before, oh man
I guess you know I’m faking
when I tell you I love you
I guess you know that I am blind
to everything you say and do
Must be something on my mind
there’s nothing left for me to hide
Do you know I’m faking?
Then she told me she had a gun
it sounded like she’d used it once before
Then she told me she had a gun
it sounded like she’d used it once before, oh man
We have to succumb to the feelings we can never face
I need you. I breathe you.
I can’t go through this all again.
We have to succumb to
the feelings we can never face I need you.
I breathe you. I can’t go through this…
Then she told me she had a gun
it sounded like she’d used it once before
Then she told me she had a gun
it sounded like she’d used it once before
Then she told me she had a gun
it sounded like she’d used it once before, oh man
Then she told me she had a gun
she says she wants to use it on me now…
when I’m lying next to you?
Do you think that I am blind
nothing left for me to lose?
Must be something on your mind
something lost and left behind
Do you know I’m faking now?
Do you know I’m faking
when I’m lying next to you?
Do you know that I am blind to everything you ever do?
Must be something on your mind
something lost for me to find
Do you know I’m faking?
Then she told me she had a gun
it sounded like she’d used it once before
Then she told me she had a gun
it sounded like she’d used it once before, oh man
I guess you know I’m faking
when I tell you I love you
I guess you know that I am blind
to everything you say and do
Must be something on my mind
there’s nothing left for me to hide
Do you know I’m faking?
Then she told me she had a gun
it sounded like she’d used it once before
Then she told me she had a gun
it sounded like she’d used it once before, oh man
We have to succumb to the feelings we can never face
I need you. I breathe you.
I can’t go through this all again.
We have to succumb to
the feelings we can never face I need you.
I breathe you. I can’t go through this…
Then she told me she had a gun
it sounded like she’d used it once before
Then she told me she had a gun
it sounded like she’d used it once before
Then she told me she had a gun
it sounded like she’d used it once before, oh man
Then she told me she had a gun
she says she wants to use it on me now…
07-07-2006, 02:00 AM
#38
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 0
Re: Help Joey with advice on women!
I had a female coworker bitch to me about how her boyfriend thought she was going to leave him for her best friend who is flaming gay, and it how stressful she finds it. I gave her a little slice of relationships in Joeyworld.
She told me I must be good in bed.
She told me I must be good in bed.
