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Old 05-06-2004, 04:26 PM
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if theres nothing that i can do, should i take some hair from someone who is drug free and tell the doctor look i have tried drugs but, i need to pass this test for a job.. " here's this hair and a few hundred bucks" do you think that will work? i'm desperate to do anything to pass this ----.
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Old 05-06-2004, 04:29 PM
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What is this for? The thing about hair is that they can get an idea of how long ago it was that you used drugs, so it may not matter if you really have not used them for a while, it all depends on what it's for.
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Old 05-07-2004, 12:58 AM
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Yeah but I think tha they would rather hire someone who has no drugs ever present in them thatn someone who had 2 months ago. Just cut your hair and shave your body. Say you swim. I use to swim. I hope you aren't fat.
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Old 05-07-2004, 02:19 AM
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Shave yourself bald, seriously what can they do but look at you like you just shaved your whole body to prevent them from knowing you did drugs.
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Old 05-07-2004, 03:06 AM
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Them hair tests are major. You might be able to get away with "my friend was smoking some and I thought it was plain tabacco so I puffed it, but it wasn't plain tabacco." Lame *** excuse, but it may work, probably not, but it might if the dude is cool enough.

I guess ask him stupid questions before the test, like "I quit smoking cigarettes a long time ago, but a few months ago I smoked one, or at least I thought it was, I got it from a friend's friend. It didn't smell like ciagrettes or taste like cigarettes, maybe it was clove cigarettes? I don't know, but would that affect my results?"

Might as well play stupid.
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Old 05-07-2004, 03:38 AM
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Just go for the test, act natural, act REALLY offended when the test is positive, and demand a new test.
Might buy you some time to think about this:

DON'T DO DRUGS DUMBASS!!
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Old 05-07-2004, 07:50 AM
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i hear the hair test can trace like... years. you might be fucked on this one . whats it for that they arent giving u a regular drug test? secret service or some ----? lol
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Old 05-07-2004, 07:57 AM
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seriously, what is this for? Hair tests are expensive and most jobs will not use them, only a pisser. People might try to scare you by saying they give a hair test, but they are just pulling your chain. If this is for the military, or any government agency your fucked. There is nothing you can do. If you shave your body then they will assume that you are doing drugs and launch an investigation most likely. Like i said, it is probably just a pisser if it is a job related test. Prepare for one of those.....
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Old 05-07-2004, 12:31 PM
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it's for a job at land rover for a finance position. it would suck if i fail it. It would be an imberasement to my parents. And they know i was already hired the only thing thats puting a hold on this is my background and drug. I'm gonna go try this shampoo.. it said money back guarantee. i guess thats my only hope.
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Old 05-07-2004, 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted by SETI20
DON'T DO DRUGS DUMBASS!!
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