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Old 12-19-2005, 01:37 PM
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Haha is this for real? Its pretty funny, dont people know how to use a damn condom!?!?! cept for the people who are born with it...

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Old 12-19-2005, 02:15 PM
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damn that ---- sux
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Old 12-19-2005, 02:39 PM
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"My crotch looks like pizza"

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Old 12-20-2005, 12:22 AM
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Haha is this for real? Its pretty funny, dont people know how to use a damn condom!?!?!
A condom does not protect you from herpes.

People usually aren't born with it, unless their parents are tards. If the herpes are flared up (communicable) they yank the kid by c-section.
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Uhh josh you didnt have anything to do with this by chance, would you?
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wow, some of those are pretty sad, thats fucked up. but i stopped reading when i got to the one where the guy said he went home with boys and sucked dick for money, thats where i draw the line.
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Old 12-20-2005, 03:17 AM
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Originally Posted by signorelli21
wow, some of those are pretty sad, thats fucked up. but i stopped reading when i got to the one where the guy said he went home with boys and sucked dick for money, thats where i draw the line.
Hits too close to home, huh?
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lmao
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damn that ---- is whack y0! ----, now it's got me all worried that the next girls I meet might have herpes, cause for ---- ---- I don't want that ----.

Damn y0 way to make a dick limp.

I am a lesbian. I love the taste of -----, when it is good. But I barely get to sample the sweet juices anymore cause of this one skank bitch that I devoured. She said she was just beginning to get sexual. This was her first sexual act of any kind. Well, I don't know if everyone else knew something about her that I didn't, cause in the middle of pleasuring her, this clump of nasty, yellow, stanky, rotten something came out of her. I instantly vomited from the smell and the taste of it. Now, I have this disgusting infection on my mouth. I constantly have huge pussing herpes on and around my mouth. I brush, and rinse and do everything possible and it doesn't help. I can't smile cause my lips are so cracked they bleed and ooze stinky puss. I still don't know to this day what I contracted from her. But if I ever see her again, I am going to spit in her mouth and tongue her, so she can live my hell. And besides all that I am a hot bitch, tight little bod, but my mouth just kills it for me. GAHHHHHHHHHHH!
that one scares me. She says she's hot, I like hot girls. And she says "in the middle of pleasuring her, this clump of nasty, yellow, stanky, rotten something came out of her," ------' aye y0! WTF!? Jeez now I don't wanna do that either.

******* with their ------' diseases. ---- you bitches.
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Hits too close to home, huh?

haha
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