PoorMansPorsche

http://rush68.net/~dave/crap/story.htm

Its been out there for a bit.. but its a great story, long, but pretty entertaining waist of a half hour.

labatt50

---- that was long but damn i would have broke him in half the first time he ---- outside the bathroom.

Dmx20

"I crawl through the hole and pop out in his room. My strategy when playing doom 3, when I knew something bad was about to happen in a room I dropped into, was to run around like crazy in the dark and fling grenades. Well, instead of doing the slick commando thing and dropping into a crouch and assessing the situation, I popped out of that hallway barricade with my wrench and flashlight, and ran like crazy into the pitch black room, swinging around at anything and everything. "

Aw ----, that part had me laughing my *** off, I almost fell out of my chair. Good ----. And yes, Longs Drugs employees are crazy partiers, I'm friends with like 10 of them.