MAJORAHOLE

shiny shirts?? thats gay ----.

i read somewhere about those carts. they seemed kinda fun.

also, i'm thinkin about playin craps. who plays

beerbongskickass

Play Texas Holdem Bonus, I have been to Vegas twice in the last 6 months and I am going again next month. I went with $500 last time and walked away with $1100 in my wallet and that's after all the money I spent on food, taxi rides, tips, etc... I was only playing $5-$10 a hand also. You basically play every hand, so it's a no brainer game if you play poker alreayd. Other than that just get fucked up and go to as many places as you can, Vegas is defintely a fun place. Make sure you tip the waitress and let her know you will be wanting more and if it's not busy you will usually get her coming back. Like somebody said earlier don't buy drinks at the bar unless you want to pay 8-9 bucks a beer, go the the minit marts and buy a 24oz beer for $2.50, you can walk around everywhere with it. Oh and if you plan on gambling a lot and coming back, get a players card. I have already got offers for 2 free nights a month until September at quite a few places (Ceaser's, Paris, Bally's, Harrah's, etc...). Umm I can't really think of anything else, just get fucked up and have fun.

Guy-Fast

To go into clubs you have to be all jazzed up the shiny short thing is a vegas chezze ball thing but ya. Dont waste your time at a club gamble get drunk

blackman

i just got back from vegas monday... remember if your broke theres a couple fast food places in oshaes (?) its down by the flamingo... if you want to play cards for a long time and get fucked up play pai gow because 70 % of the time you are going to push your hand and you can lplay for a long *** time with free drinks... i went to the improv comedy show at harrahs it was pretty good..

beerbongskickass

Haha I was just going to post again and say that! Go to the Paris and play Pai Gow, find a blonde waitress named Nikki, she was bringing my friend and I drinks before we even asked cause she knew we were going to want some when she came around again.

stickman

So you don't want to gamble and you only have $500 for the entire trip Hmmm, I lived there for 4 1/2 years. Whay do you want to accomplish when you go out there?? Strippers?? Getting drunk getting strippers drunk Good food

If you want to hang out and have a few drinks and some fun, head over to the Rio,outside at the big round bar, they have a live band that's pretty funny and they do Flair bartending there. Tossing bottles in the air and ----.

Also remember that drinking in public is ok and you can smoke just about everywhere. Grab a huge beer or mixed drink and head out walking somewhere.

Sheri's cabaret is a pretty good strip club, never go to strip club during the day. That's when all the ugly chicks work. Crazy Horse Too is another decent strip club. If you go there find a waitress named Gina and tell her you know Blake, she'll hook you up and she's got huge *******.

Parking and transportation. Just leave your car at the casino if you have one. You won't need it. If you have to go somewhere far would be the only time to pull the car out.

If you go into old vegas you can find $3 Blackjack tables and get drunk playing. If you really want to gamble and actually have a chance at winning. Head away from the strip. Find a locals casino. Table games are much better and there aren't a crapload of tourists messing ---- up. If you don't know how to play a table game, ask the dealer. They will help and want you to win. You winning equals bigger tips for them.

If you want to get laid, well, go get laid. There are plenty of women floating around and you shouldn't have to pay to get laid. Just buy a girl a few drinks and hang out with her for a bit, You WILL get laid.

Want to know anything else?

dragon

bring lots of money and lots of condoms..and remember..what happens in vegas, stays in vegas..

dai the flu

the strip is a bitch to drive down 24/7.

NY NY coaster is fun, but ------- expensive.

i think the Bodies exhibit is still going on at the Tropicana. thats actually pretty interesting. like two-headed fetus's and what not.

the water show infront of the bellagio is cool, and free.

the white planes with the red stripe at macarron are the planes that bring the employees the Area 51.



i stay away from the strip though. too many tourists, and i'm broke.

jeffescortlx

I just got back from there, ti still has the ship with a show at like 80 and 10:00. But they kept on cancelling it because of wind.

Food is'nt that cheap, and if it is, it must be way off the strip.

fact: every 15ft there is a Starbucks.

MikeJ-2009

Buy beer for your room, stock up a mug and walk that bitch. For cheap entertainment during the 297 degree days, go to the pool and chat with drunk girls. There's lots of hot ones, and you'll usually bag one if you spend some time talking at the pool.
The rio is gay. Aren't they the one that has all the male dancer ----? For strip clubs, we always go to chetahs (cheat-uz), but with $500 for 4 days you might want to cut that ---- short. Don't go to fucken clubs. Last time I was there was for a bachelor party and we went to the house of blues. It was like $30 or some ---- just to walk in, then the small *** drinks were a ton of money.

I don't know, the bang for the buck (literally) is the pool.