God damned Jehovah’s Witnesses.
03-22-2006, 02:55 PM
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Re: God damned Jehovah’s Witnesses.
Actually I just went to the web site on the back of the pamphlet. http://www.watchtower.org/ I was right, they are Jehovah's Witnesses.
03-22-2006, 03:02 PM
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Re: God damned Jehovah’s Witnesses.
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My reasoning. 116lbs. Solid dog. Dobermans just seem lean to me you know?
SinisterCRX, is right. He's like Satan's brother. Or is that Mormons? I forget.
I think they are like the Jews and believe the Messiah hasn't come yet.
JP
My reasoning. 116lbs. Solid dog. Dobermans just seem lean to me you know?
SinisterCRX, is right. He's like Satan's brother. Or is that Mormons? I forget.
I think they are like the Jews and believe the Messiah hasn't come yet. JP
03-22-2006, 03:06 PM
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Re: God damned Jehovah’s Witnesses.
I had some JW's come by the house, and Andy got into it with them about how God was stupid, he took LSD for spiritual enlightenment.
JW: "L-LSD?? But... think about the COST??"
Andy: "What cost? It's, like, five dollars!"
Everybody was laughing so hard the JW's just left.
JW: "L-LSD?? But... think about the COST??"
Andy: "What cost? It's, like, five dollars!"
Everybody was laughing so hard the JW's just left.
03-22-2006, 03:09 PM
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Re: God damned Jehovah’s Witnesses.
Originally Posted by SinisterCRX
Umm, Whitey.. Jehovah's Witnesses don't really believe in Jesus.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beliefs...%27s_Witnesses
Jesus is a created being and God's first creation. Jesus was used by God to create every other creation.[10] Jesus was known as the Archangel Michael in his pre-human existence; his birth on earth was accomplished when God transferred Michael's life force from heaven to the womb of the virgin Mary.[11] While on earth, Jesus was executed for mankind's sins upon a single beamed torture stake. The cross is rejected as a symbol for Christ's death, instead seen as a later pagan addition.[12] Jesus acts as the mediator of the "new covenant" for those going to heaven (the 144,000)[13] Mary was not ever-virgin, but rather bore more children after Jesus[14]
It's funny how little the Bible bangiers know about the other bible bangers.
03-22-2006, 03:10 PM
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Re: God damned Jehovah’s Witnesses.
Originally Posted by SinisterCRX
Umm, Whitey.. Jehovah's Witnesses don't really believe in Jesus.
Now they are weird and crazy people in all groups and religions.
