God damned Jehovah’s Witnesses.
03-22-2006, 02:00 PM
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God damned Jehovah’s Witnesses.
So, I'm down in my basement looking around HMT and watching some stupid internet videos when all of a sudden my doorbell rings. I walk upstairs to see my 2 dobermans staring out the bay window into our (fenced in) yard and they are both growling. I open the door and am immedeatly greated by 2 goofy lookin ***** in black pants, white shirts, and black ties. They are both holding bibles.
The one guy starts his little speech "Hello, we are just in the neighborhoo....."
I interrupt with, "get the ---- off of my property or I'll let my dogs out."
"Well, actually sir, that is the exact attitude that we are here to talk about today, and if you would just give me a minute of your time, I would like..."
"Murphy!"
My 125 lb male doberman comes between me and the guy and sits down, never taking his eye off of the guy.
"Well isn't he just a cute dog?"
"Hayleigh!"
My 80 lb female doberman joins Murphy. "Now get the ---- out of my yard before I yell. See the great things about having extremely protective dogs is when I get mad, they get mad, see where I'm going with this?"
"Sorry sir, I guess you don't care about your afterlife as much as you should then, have a nice day."
They dropped some shitty little pamphlet in the yard on their way out.
EDIT: let me introduce you to the dogs! (click click)
The one guy starts his little speech "Hello, we are just in the neighborhoo....."
I interrupt with, "get the ---- off of my property or I'll let my dogs out."
"Well, actually sir, that is the exact attitude that we are here to talk about today, and if you would just give me a minute of your time, I would like..."
"Murphy!"
My 125 lb male doberman comes between me and the guy and sits down, never taking his eye off of the guy.
"Well isn't he just a cute dog?"
"Hayleigh!"
My 80 lb female doberman joins Murphy. "Now get the ---- out of my yard before I yell. See the great things about having extremely protective dogs is when I get mad, they get mad, see where I'm going with this?"
"Sorry sir, I guess you don't care about your afterlife as much as you should then, have a nice day."
They dropped some shitty little pamphlet in the yard on their way out.
EDIT: let me introduce you to the dogs! (click click)
03-22-2006, 02:36 PM
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Re: God damned Jehovah’s Witnesses.
------- awesome.
Don't ever seem like you have the slightest bit of interest in what they have to say, or they will come back multiple times. Happened to my mom before and they came back once a week for a month, until I was home once when they came over.
Don't ever seem like you have the slightest bit of interest in what they have to say, or they will come back multiple times. Happened to my mom before and they came back once a week for a month, until I was home once when they came over.
03-22-2006, 02:46 PM
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Re: God damned Jehovah’s Witnesses.
125lbs? Looks like 90lbs. At any rate, when you "persecute" them they believe it is doing it for God. They are nearly right, except Jehovah's Witness is pretty much a cult.
"Blessed are those who are persecuted..."
JP
"Blessed are those who are persecuted..."
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03-22-2006, 02:48 PM
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Re: God damned Jehovah’s Witnesses.
Originally Posted by Darkelvis
I open the door and am immedeatly greated by 2 goofy lookin ***** in black pants, white shirts, and black ties. They are both holding bibles.
03-22-2006, 02:49 PM
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Re: God damned Jehovah’s Witnesses.
The last Jehovah's that came to my house were two smoking hot blondes. I mean it was like straight out of a ****. All they did was "Here's some pamphlet's" and they left. They woke me up so I was all out of it. I was in shock and awe at what just happened. By the time it registered they were already leaving. 
I guess I'm one of the few that now sits and waits for the Jehovah's to come back. But than again its probably a lost cause since the Jesus lovers don't really put out. 
I guess I'm one of the few that now sits and waits for the Jehovah's to come back. But than again its probably a lost cause since the Jesus lovers don't really put out.
03-22-2006, 02:51 PM
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Re: God damned Jehovah’s Witnesses.
Originally Posted by samson
125lbs? Looks like 90lbs.
Originally Posted by davcivic
Those are mormons.....
