AgentMurdoc

Due to popular demand, well only by whiterice, here is part 2 of HMT eats.

Now kids, here is how you/us cheap *** ------ eat.

Step one, get some ***** ------' bread


Step two, put the bread on a ------' napkin. Plates!? ---- you, I'm cheap holmes.


Step three, get some of this pork fung ---- lookin' ----. Don't ask me what the ---- it is, it looks like ---- but it tastes pretty good.... i guess.


Step four, put the ----, i mean pork fung on the ------' bread.


Step five, put another slice of bread over the pork ----.


Step six, you hoooongrey, get some more bread.


Step seven, split 'em up.


Step eight, go get some cheese. One pork ---- sandwich is enough.


Step nine, get a slice of cheese dumbass, it ain't gonna float to your hand.


Step ten, open that ---- up.


Step eleven, put the cheese on the bread.


Step twelve, put bread over the cheese.


Step thirteen, open the microwave.


Step fourteen, I said open the ------' microwave! And don't be cleaning them old burrito stains, thems give the microwave character.


Step fifteen, put the ---- inside and turn it on.


Step sixteen, stare at the microwave light, it's good for your eyes.


Step seventeen, open the microwave and get your grub.


Step eighteen, go eat that ----.


You see, in 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18... eighteen easy steps you have yourself a pork ---- sandwich and a grilled cheese sandwich minus the grilled. Gobble that ---- up, it's good for you.



Oh yeah another tip, when cooking a burrito, make sure it don't have mold on it before you cook/eat it. Piece of ----, wasted 2 minutes waiting for it to cook to find some green flavoring growing on it. Shitty *** burrito.




So there you go, another lesson from Chief Chef Murdoc. Go buy some pork ---- and eat it, trick bitch.

R-MAK

lol. is that what i get too eat too when i come down ?

AgentMurdoc

hahaha.... yup, got that nice fat jar of it

You might have to buy your own bread though :P

R-MAK

lol guess what























get on msn you ******.

AgentMurdoc

hahaha... I thought you was gonna post up a pic of a loaf of bread.

Maybe later son... I'm off to sleep boppin' my head to Nas 'Hate me now'... it's been an interesting day and now it's time for a reward, capturin' some warmth through the comfort of my bed.

R-MAK

im listening to the song " Snow White by Street Heart "

AgentMurdoc

haha you queer, are you watching the Disney movie too?

Just kidding toots Okay off to sleep butt naked, I mean, well okay butt naked :P

R-MAK

later cabrone.

quickcrx702

damn y0... reminds me of when i was a teenager. moms threw my *** out, and i couldn't afford to eat real food. i used to sprinkle that dried shredded pork ---- on rice, add some soy sauce, thai chili paste(the brand with the rooster on the front)... and call it a meal. that, and a shitload of fried wannabe (you know, the store brand 99cent) spam or libbys corned beef hash and rice.

AgentMurdoc

Ah man, that pork ---- with rice is a meal. I love that ----. I don't have any of the hot sauce though. I just drizzle the pork onto the rice, mix it up, and chomp on that ----.