Go see Transformers...its the ----!
07-06-2007, 12:27 AM
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Re: Go see Transformers...its the ----!
Originally Posted by c0mpl3x
bumblebee went from the vw bug to the 74 camaro, then switched the ---- to the 09 camaro after he was called a piece of ----.
I want to go ***** deep into that brunette.
07-06-2007, 12:38 AM
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Re: Go see Transformers...its the ----!
Tried watching it via http://meyepop.com but parts 3 and 4 dont work, ughhh. Thanks sloenuf 
07-06-2007, 12:58 AM
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Re: Go see Transformers...its the ----!
Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
DEVASTATOR!!!1
He was a single robot in the movie, it took Prime about four seconds to stomp the ---- out of him even though he was half again as big.
He was a single robot in the movie, it took Prime about four seconds to stomp the ---- out of him even though he was half again as big.
07-06-2007, 08:11 AM
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Re: Go see Transformers...its the ----!
Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
The CGI was too detailed, to the point your eye couldn't keep up, and then they did the whole Lord-of-the-Rings bad angle too-busy high-speed action/battle scenes where being able to visually digest anything was impossible. The plot took a backseat to the CGI. For example: the secretary of ------- Defense does not just blindly agree to go along with some loose cannon soldiers who decide to rebel in favor of a robot they have no experience with, for no reason whatsoever, after all they've seen are anti-human killing machines. None of the characters were at all well developed except for the kid WHO WAS NOT SPIKE and the brunette who needs to have about ten of my kids. The majority of the movie left me annoyed and/or frustrated, and it was not particularly good cinema.
All in all, I give it an 11 out of 10 possible points, because they visually raped the brunette with the camera a couple times, and hopefully she liked it so we'll see her in **** in the near future.. It's the must-see movie of the summer.
All in all, I give it an 11 out of 10 possible points, because they visually raped the brunette with the camera a couple times, and hopefully she liked it so we'll see her in **** in the near future.. It's the must-see movie of the summer.
. JD, who gives a hit? Do you ever relax and just enjoy ---- for what it is? PM me your Addy. Ill send you 40 Zanax pills :P 
