Gambling Advice
03-14-2007, 05:44 PM
#11
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Re: Gambling Advice
I like to get drunk and go to Harrah's on the Qualla reservation. Get on one of the digital dice tables when they are full and then proceed to pass the ---- out. Five bucks lasts FOREVER, and the guy next to you is always nice enough to nudge you when it's your turn.
03-14-2007, 06:06 PM
#12
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Re: Gambling Advice
Roullette - sit at the table for a little while and watch. Just don't go against it. If the table is constantly pulling out reds bet red. Then start ------ with the groups when you get a little stack.
Blackjack is a little more complicated. Gotta know how many decks they're playing with yada yada count the cards. Or you could just get lucky which happens a lot less than getting burned.
Mini baccarat- just sit next to an asian. Walked out ahead actually from doin that last year.
When you're up, pocket half and start over. YOU CAN'T GET EMOTIONAL OVER LOOSING. You'll never make it back.
Goodluck.
Persoanlly though, i'd rather just open up an etrade account.... Easier to write off the losses on your taxes.
Blackjack is a little more complicated. Gotta know how many decks they're playing with yada yada count the cards. Or you could just get lucky which happens a lot less than getting burned.
Mini baccarat- just sit next to an asian. Walked out ahead actually from doin that last year.
When you're up, pocket half and start over. YOU CAN'T GET EMOTIONAL OVER LOOSING. You'll never make it back.
Goodluck.
Persoanlly though, i'd rather just open up an etrade account.... Easier to write off the losses on your taxes.
03-14-2007, 09:33 PM
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Re: Gambling Advice
I love Russian Roulette and thats almost all I play down there in AC. Its one of the worst games to play but I like it. You'll have fun if you remember its called gambling for a reason. Don't play expecting to win just look at it as paying for entertainment.
AC is a fun piece of ---- town. Here's an example:
My buddies were down there last summer and some hooker came up to them on the street and asked "are you looking for a good time" So they actually talked to her and it eventually negotiated to "Can we **** on you for $10?" She said yes and they actually pissed on her in an alley. She even acted like she liked it and moaned and ---- while she rubbed the **** all over her face.
AC is a fun piece of ---- town. Here's an example:
My buddies were down there last summer and some hooker came up to them on the street and asked "are you looking for a good time" So they actually talked to her and it eventually negotiated to "Can we **** on you for $10?" She said yes and they actually pissed on her in an alley. She even acted like she liked it and moaned and ---- while she rubbed the **** all over her face.
03-14-2007, 10:19 PM
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Re: Gambling Advice
RUSSIAN roulette is different from ROULETTE. russian roulette is where you put a single bullet in a revolver, spin the cylinder and slap it back in, **** the gun and point it at yourself then pull the trigger. and you have a certain percentage chance of shooting yourself, or if youre smart you can look down the cylinders and see if the round is going to be fed next or not
03-14-2007, 10:47 PM
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Re: Gambling Advice
Originally Posted by scottsi
RUSSIAN roulette is different from ROULETTE. russian roulette is where you put a single bullet in a revolver, spin the cylinder and slap it back in, **** the gun and point it at yourself then pull the trigger. and you have a certain percentage chance of shooting yourself, or if youre smart you can look down the cylinders and see if the round is going to be fed next or not
ching chong meow, we know that
