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Old 03-02-2006, 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted by jagojon3
I was at my girl's watchin tv, then I got really horny out of nowhere and we started ------ on the couch.
LOL, it's like you just look over and are like "Pull down your pants, i'm horny" :P

I hope you help her get a new couch
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Old 03-02-2006, 10:46 AM
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i heard it feel great when the girl is puking too. I tried the other morning after a long night of drinking...needless to say she didn't go for it
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Old 03-02-2006, 11:07 AM
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haha
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Old 03-02-2006, 11:15 AM
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i heard it feel great when the girl is puking too. I tried the other morning after a long night of drinking...needless to say she didn't go for it
Dood...that's fucked up
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Old 03-02-2006, 12:00 PM
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coughing works better
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Old 03-02-2006, 12:34 PM
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maybe u 2 maxed out the weight on the couch.
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Old 03-02-2006, 02:41 PM
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haha, funny ---- man.

instead of gettin a new couch you should just rig it up so you can pull a string and it falls again, that way it happens everytime.
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