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Old 05-29-2006, 02:57 PM
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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ?

















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Old 05-29-2006, 04:03 PM
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the sign in Random-strike's driveway..


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Old 05-29-2006, 05:44 PM
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What do u call a bunch of white ppl pushing a car up a hill?

WHITE POWER

What do u call a bunch of black ppl pushing a car up a hill?

BLACK POWER

What do u call a bunch of mexicans pushing a car up a hill?

GRAND THEFT AUTO
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Old 05-29-2006, 06:45 PM
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what do you call 4 mexicans drowing?


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Old 05-29-2006, 08:11 PM
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This one got an old man fired at work.

He says this to the only mexican working there.

Q. What do you call a bunch of mexicans standing in a line?

A. A spicket fence.
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Old 05-29-2006, 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Ichi-Go
Your probably going to hell for that joke.
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Old 05-29-2006, 08:55 PM
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This aint mine but its funny.


"She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit. Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up. And I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't. She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me. I told her that was what the beer was for."
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Old 05-29-2006, 09:02 PM
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What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?















"insert choking noise here"
Yeah, so it's kinda old, but i still get a kick out of it

Here's one my old boss told me...he's just not right in the head...

What's the worst part about eating bald -----?














Putting the diaper back on Now that's something you go to hell for
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Old 05-29-2006, 09:06 PM
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what would you call fred flenstone if he was black




















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Old 05-29-2006, 09:25 PM
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Originally Posted by bitchasscracker
what would you call fred flenstone if he was black




















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I guess that means we can call you Fred.
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