Found out my girlfriends a ------- -----
#1
Found out my girlfriends a ------- -----
Parked my tow truck, walked inside, and the dumb bitch was sitting on the couch. Same dumb bitch that blew the headgasket in the '86 Caprice wagon I turned into a hot rod for her. That's a whole different seperate debacle. Anyways, I sit down, and she tells me that she hit a teeny tiny miniscule plastic bucket on 405 on the way home... And there is a crack in the grill on my car. MY car. Just a tiny little crack though.
Before I overreacted, I whipped a unopened can of diet coke at her (missed). Nothing too severe, just wanted to get her attention. Then I went to the parking lot, and lost my ----. The lower valance is completely cracked from top to bottom, mesh grill and fog lights both toast. Right now I'm staring at her ------- dog, and wondering how long a poodle/chihuahua mix will run around after you stab it. And set it on fire.
If anyone wants a girlfriend, come get her. I'll reimburse you for gas money and your time.
Here's the cell phone pic I just sent her.
As a consolation prize, I'm ditching my side mount and getting a front mount. Any Seattle area welders want to make some cash? (I'm not good enough yet)
Before I overreacted, I whipped a unopened can of diet coke at her (missed). Nothing too severe, just wanted to get her attention. Then I went to the parking lot, and lost my ----. The lower valance is completely cracked from top to bottom, mesh grill and fog lights both toast. Right now I'm staring at her ------- dog, and wondering how long a poodle/chihuahua mix will run around after you stab it. And set it on fire.
If anyone wants a girlfriend, come get her. I'll reimburse you for gas money and your time.
Here's the cell phone pic I just sent her.
As a consolation prize, I'm ditching my side mount and getting a front mount. Any Seattle area welders want to make some cash? (I'm not good enough yet)
#3
Re: Found out my girlfriends a ------- -----
Originally Posted by random-strike
she did you a favor cause it sounds like your riced out *** car deserved it
home depot has an endless supply of chicken wire
home depot has an endless supply of chicken wire
#5
Re: Found out my girlfriends a ------- -----
You seriously need a therapist and alot of medication. There's something ------- wrong with your stupid ***.
I'm shocked you've managed to even get a girlfriend.
Newsflash dipshit...accidents happen, thats what car insurance is for.
I've refrained from using the word in a long time, but you sir are a stupid ------.
I'm shocked you've managed to even get a girlfriend.
Newsflash dipshit...accidents happen, thats what car insurance is for.
I've refrained from using the word in a long time, but you sir are a stupid ------.
#7
Re: Found out my girlfriends a ------- -----
Originally Posted by ****
Newsflash dipshit...accidents happen, thats what car insurance is for.
---- yourself.
#10
Re: Found out my girlfriends a ------- -----
Originally Posted by ****
I hope you've pushed your girlfriends limits and she slits your throat in your sleep