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Old 12-15-2006, 12:16 AM
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your a lucky dumb ----
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Old 12-15-2006, 12:23 AM
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knock knock!

who's there?

urine!

urine who??

urine idiot!!!

just playin....yeah, ur lucky ur not in the hospital or sumfin.
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Old 12-15-2006, 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted by crxmatt2
We were sheeting a roof today w/ this other kind of plywood called vantek board. I guess it was cheaper so the boss bought it.. it's more ideal for flooring. anyway, it doesn't have a rough side like regular plywood, and my damn paslode nail gun came loose from my tool belt and was sliding down the side of this roof of this building so i go running after it (500.00 gun). I jump and slide and grab the gun but i could stop in time and fell off the damn bulding. Luckily it was only like a 13 foot drop but i had alot of speed in the fall.. i landed on my feet but my legs are sore as ----. Boss wasn't there thank god he would have wondered why i "didn't have my company harness on (gay)". anyway, yeah it woulda sucked if i woulda snagged my leg on something on the way down and landed head first.
The plywood is called advantec and it is used for flooring cause it preety much water proof for 30 years. Its not cheaper by far. But if that was me id watch the nailgun go by by. I feel 15' Its no fun But i got lucky and fell on a pile of sand.
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Old 12-15-2006, 01:01 AM
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Your more likely to get serious injuries falling 12 feet and less as you have not time to correct yourself.You now going to put a harness on
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Old 12-15-2006, 02:07 AM
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8 feet off a house roof......DEAD.

I guess that harness wouldn't be needed when your SIX FEET in the ground!
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Old 12-15-2006, 02:40 AM
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don`t even worth the effort, imgaine if you fall on top of the gun and somehow "nailed" yourself. It`s happened before and theres avideo somewhere
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Old 12-15-2006, 05:26 AM
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the fact you ran off a roof to save a nail gun makes me fear for any offspring you have... do us a favor and cut your ***** off now
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Old 12-15-2006, 07:12 AM
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Reading this thread made me lol. It kinda reminded me of this older man near my home who was doing some roof repairs on his house with a friend. They were using a "custom" wooden ladder. The friend went up the ladder first and told the man to be careful because the ladder was pretty old. The older man whilst climbing the ladder in a rough, stomping manner was like " dont tell what to do" half way through his stompin up the ladder (about 9ft) the ladder snaps in two. The man goes down back first. Luckily lands on a nice pile of sand
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Old 12-15-2006, 07:28 AM
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I think a wheel chair is way gayer than a harness.
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Old 12-15-2006, 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted by d16forlife
I think a wheel chair is way gayer than a harness.
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