MikeJ-2009

So I decided to be like your average soccer mom and sell a bunch of ---- on ebay, and it turns out that writing descriptions to pictured items sucks ----. I mean, if you look at the picture and you can't tell what it is, should you buy it?
Anyway, here's some links to my new auctions. Tell me if I was too vague on the descriptions. .

Vtec phone:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...e=STRK:MESE:IT

obd 1 distributor:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...RK%3AMESE%3AIT

6x9 speaker boxes:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...RK%3AMESE%3AIT

stock airbox:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...RK%3AMESE%3AIT

EG half radiator:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...RK%3AMESE%3AIT

Bosch blow off valve:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...RK%3AMESE%3AIT

civc passenger window:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...RK%3AMESE%3AIT

Mad rare hubcaps:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...RK%3AMESE%3AIT

d15 longblock:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...RK%3AMESE%3AIT

d15 shortblock:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...RK%3AMESE%3AIT

civic washer bottle:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...RK%3AMESE%3AIT

D15 throttle body:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...RK%3AMESE%3AIT

Civic seats:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...RK%3AMESE%3AIT

Emerson tape deck:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...RK%3AMESE%3AIT

civic muffler:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...RK%3AMESE%3AIT

Digital answering machine:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...e=STRK:MESE:IT


Maybe I just wasted 2 hours of my time. I'll keep you updated.

crx2fast

with the "mAD rAR3" in the description. i think its all gonna sell no problem. LOL

AgentMurdoc

20 bucks shipped for the radiator <--- seriously

nice descriptions lard *** that breaks seams :P

davcivic

They look good, but you probably will still get questions from some dumbasses.
I like this one on the stock muffler.

"it and sounded like nothing, cause that's what stock mufflers are supposed to sound like. "

pretty funny

d0nfry

hahahaha steve that ish is funny "The only flaw with them is the previous owner was a lard *** and made a rip in the drivers seat while sliding into the car to do cheeseburger runs." oh man

projekteg

my 'jdm mad tyte, sicc y0' center caps sold for over 60 dollars a set

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...tem=7953212461

Jeter2Karaffa

hahaha

90accordIHI

those are some of the funniest descriptions i've seen

MikeJ-2009

Personally, I feel I was at the peak of my potential with the saab plastic blow off valve description:

"Ask any real racer what blow off valve he prefers and you'll see why I'm selling this one. This thing is perfect for you sneaky bastards that are hiding turbo kits under your hoods and scaring old ladies. This blow off valve is in great condition and is gauranteed to impress your friends. No reserve."

Chris Harris

nah, this is the best LOL