Darkelvis

Around midnight last night I set my alarm clock for 6:00 this morning and went to sleep. Fast foreward to this morning. My head comes flying off my pillow in a panic as I realize "---- I OVERSLEPT!!!!" So I tear out of the bedroom, run to the bathroom, brush my teeth, put on some anti-pit-stink and run back into the bedroom. I throw on some clothes and go running to my car. So I'm flying down the road knowing full well that my boss is going to be pissed (i was supposed to be there at 60). Half way to work (approx 4 miles) I pass by a bank and as I look up at the sign I realize why I didn't hear my alarm clock. It isn't supposed to go off for another 4 hrs...it's only 2 A.M.


So, with that said, what is the dumbest thing you can think of that you've done?

scottsi

dumbest thing i've done is read this thread

J-MAN

hahaha thats ------- awsome.

turbo4life

wow waht a ------

93hatchturbo

your a ------- retard.

I once tried torquing a oil pump bolt to 110ft lbs. When really it was inch lbs. I snapped that bitch off in no time.

GenLx

i've had almost that same thing happen but in dream form. work half a day then wake up and go ----, now i actually have to go to work

bluerex

got hammered drunk, went to a strip club, wasted $30 on some nig bitch, slept through my alarm, showed up an hour late for work drunk, still smell nasty nig stripper.

today is going to suck

88dx

Sounds like a solid time to me

traff1c

<<<<< didnt pull out

Donald125

pull out don`t work, thats why


BTW the same ---- happens to me all the time, in real life and in dreams lol