scottsi

arite, so im at this party, and this bitch takes my butterfly knife. Like im bouta stab someone right? :1 And she doesnt give it aback. SO ---- im like alright bitch, i can play that game. So i took a hammer and hit her fridgerator and put a fat ------ dent in it. and on her lawn she had those gay *** lights n ----, i was ------- playing pele with that ---- and kickin it as far as i could and then stomping the ---- outta that ----. Smashed that ---- on the sidewalk. And later her sister finds out and kicks everyone out. And shes askin everyone who smashed her lites and automatically she goes to the only black guy and proceeds to make him leave imedaitely. Moral of the story. Break everything possible and i got my knife back. i shoudla stabbed that bitch. Ho *** bitch. take it in the ***. bitch *** bitch ------ ---- mother ******. ATM ----------in bitch chooo choo ---- ---- im drunk

mike94se

Ching chong meow?

ososlohatch

thank you for the translation, im drunk and stopped reading after i read butterfly knife

jaykew99

i think you exagerated a bit, but i know the lights your talking bout and they are fun to toe punt.

I am

BirdmanMD

i love scotts drunk posts

MikeJ-2009

Looks like Mc Hammer and Steve Erkul had a kid.

USS

haha oh my ------- god

RedCavz

i whole heartedly agree.

jinxy

solidd

Went out last night, vandalized a volkswagen some douche bag tried to pick a fight with me because he was ------- nosy and decided he didn't like how I talk to my friends because he couldn't ------- grasp sarcasm at a bar/Mexican resturant got rushed out by my friends before i killed him, ended up at a friends house I haven't seen in a while playing wii and smoking a hookah with their parents. Weird ------- night

BirdmanMD

sounds like one of those weird dreams you try to tell your freinds and end up sounding like a complete ------- idiot at the end of the explanation