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Old 08-08-2005, 08:21 PM
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----, I'm 300 km from home, i got a 300 ------- dollar speeding ticket on the way out here on friday i get here and my car is smoking alittle blue, I'm pretty sure i installed a couple of my valve seals wrong. that or its a countless array of other fucked up things.

So anyway i decide to check my timing belt before i leave because i let the bitch drive the car, and let me tell you a girl + 6 puck unsprung+ blown engine mounts = spinning and stalling everywhere. i pull the cover off and half the ------- belt is warn away. Looks like the lower plastic shroud thing came unbolted and roylally fucked it up. ------- retarded. I'm just glad i caught it when I did.

And then the bitch looses my one and only key, somehwere between the house and car, haven't found it. I don't know the 4 digit number that was originally on the key (i should of worte the fuckign thing down) so now I'm fucked. I'm gona take apart the ignition and then just smash the steering lock with a big hammer or something............. or do you guys got any better ideas. will honda get me a key with the vin and proof of ownership?

but its not all bad tho... wipped cream can be used for more things then just NOS

I'm also pretty excited about this too, I got her to buy a 91 civic 4 door speical edition today. Its so mint, cruise, A/c power windows. Rust free, only 1750 which is pretty cheap for a car like that up here. She keeps asking me how come her car doesn't 'sneeze' when she shifts and how come the tires don't spin when she floors it in first and second.

pics of everything are coming soon...

and yea xenocron.... i shipped you your ------- ecu...I wouldn't scam you. My dad told me he got a package in the mail today that was for me, I wasn't expecting anything, so its probly your ecu that got returned. As soon as I get back i'll find out and if you're still pissed i'll send you some of your money back.
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Old 08-08-2005, 08:24 PM
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whipped cream is good on ice cream
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Old 08-08-2005, 08:25 PM
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Honda can cut you a key with just the VIN. They are supposed to, but often do not ask for ID or proof of ownership. I only got a valet key with my car when I bought it. So I had to get a master key made. No ID asked for, just the VIN.
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Old 08-08-2005, 08:26 PM
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So, today was a kind of day?
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Old 08-08-2005, 08:27 PM
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whyy the ---- would you let a girl drive your car? especially if it has a 6 puck, all my bitches know their place, in the passenger seat. and just break the steering wheel lock, drive it home, then bring the registration to honda and they'll make you a key
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Old 08-08-2005, 08:29 PM
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Haha...Tell Travis that since he lost your only key, youre not using lube anymore. Maybe your Klan brethren can get you a new key. I don't feel any sympathy at all for you, this is just Malcolm X's way of paying you back for all your bullshit. Karma, bitch
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Old 08-08-2005, 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted by DMX20
Haha...Tell Travis that since he lost your only key, youre not using lube anymore. Maybe your Klan brethren can get you a new key. I don't feel any sympathy at all for you, this is just Malcolm X's way of paying you back for all your bullshit. Karma, bitch
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Old 08-08-2005, 08:36 PM
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If you remove the cover on the collar of the steering wheel directly across from where you insert the key is the final place where the key turns, you can unbolt or unscrew this piece (has like a small 3 wire clip on it) and turn the slot with whatever you have handy.You can also always stick your **** in the cylinder and turn it like that, i heard canadians have small nads
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Old 08-08-2005, 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by DMX20
Haha...Tell Travis that since he lost your only key, youre not using lube anymore. Maybe your Klan brethren can get you a new key. I don't feel any sympathy at all for you, this is just Malcolm X's way of paying you back for all your bullshit. Karma, bitch

So Malcolm X is paying people back now??
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Old 08-08-2005, 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Cray91
Honda can cut you a key with just the VIN. They are supposed to, but often do not ask for ID or proof of ownership. I only got a valet key with my car when I bought it. So I had to get a master key made. No ID asked for, just the VIN.
yeah if you have the vin they'll make you a key, they didnt check my ID either.

maybe you can get a KKK member to take you to the dealership.
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