drug test!
08-11-2008, 12:45 PM
#31
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Re: drug test!
Alright I'm going to school you people on the art of drug testing and the art of circumventing such testing.
Some of above advice given has merrit, some of it is complete FAIL.
!st of all what is being tested for in a urine test is THC metobolites. these are unique substances left over by the breaking down and metabolizing of any given substance you put in your body.
It is for this reason that you could dump an 8 ball of coke into your **** sample and it would still come up clean because it's not the substance itself being tested for.
THC fact does leave a fat soluble metobolites therefore taking longer than most substances to be eliminated from your system.
Water- over dilution of a sample at one time could get you to pass but as above mentioned most test centers will toss these samples out or come back with results as "inconclusive"
this is due to mainly 2 things. A. Color. Vitaman B12 will cure this. B is the specific gravity of the sample. the specific gravity of an overly diluted sample will be much lower and therefore a dead give away you were drinking a shitload of water....which in itself is not illegal so the worst they can do is make you repiss....if you repiss that same day it will still be somewhat diluted but may pass anyways depending on how much of a concentration is in your body.
GoldenSeal - 12 years ago this worked but will most CERTAINLY fail you on even the cheapest of 5 panel dipstick test now.
Vinager- NO
pickle juice - NO
shitloads of water by itself - NO
couple drops of bleach - NO
couple drops of anything - NO
Niacin - Niacin was a GREAT way to pass a test up untill the last year or two. on a strip panel test you may still pass with this method but will fail under a microscope.
most pre-employment test are cheap ones unless its a government or health care related job.
Niacin works in two ways. you all may or may not have heard of "quick caps" sold in most local head shops. Niacin in very small doses does in fact increase the rate in which fat is metabolized and also decreases the ammount of metobolites of any given substance that is acctually synthisized or absorbed into fat cells in your body.
THE IMPORTANT thing that it does. Niacin taken in a VERY high dose, as in 200-500mg which is the average dose of a supplement pill and also 5000% yiour recommended daily allowance works in the exact oppisite of this. by spiking yourself with a high dose of niacin, you have about a 3-4 hour window of time in which virtually NO FAT is broken down into the urine, so even if your dehydrated and pissing budweiser brown, a drasticly reduced amount of fat soluble substances will be in your **** sample.
if you attempt this method be sure to get "no flush" kind which has an additional vitimin in it to stop you from turning beet red and looking like you fell asleep in a tanning bed for 4 hours. it will bring upon a burning sensation that IS NOT pleasant at all.
how much can you have in your system? The average panel test will come up hot with a concentration of 50 or more ppm of THC metobolites. Some test can detect down to 20 ppm.
you CAN NOT absorb enough 2nd hand smoke or "contact high" to **** hot so if you DO get caught don't waste your time with "i was in a room with some friends"
the AVERAGE realistic time it takes 2ave a clean system is 20-24 days but can be alot shorter, or a lot longer depending on your level of fitness.
Masking agents are becoming increasingly harder to use successfully, to the point that your best bet is using a whizanator or a completely artificial/synthetic sample to substitute for your own. That really is the only 110% fail proof way of ensuring that you will pass other than just not smoking ----.
I highly recommend reading the wikipedia on drug testing, there is some very good information on there regarding proceedures and what not.
Some of above advice given has merrit, some of it is complete FAIL.
!st of all what is being tested for in a urine test is THC metobolites. these are unique substances left over by the breaking down and metabolizing of any given substance you put in your body.
It is for this reason that you could dump an 8 ball of coke into your **** sample and it would still come up clean because it's not the substance itself being tested for.
THC fact does leave a fat soluble metobolites therefore taking longer than most substances to be eliminated from your system.
Water- over dilution of a sample at one time could get you to pass but as above mentioned most test centers will toss these samples out or come back with results as "inconclusive"
this is due to mainly 2 things. A. Color. Vitaman B12 will cure this. B is the specific gravity of the sample. the specific gravity of an overly diluted sample will be much lower and therefore a dead give away you were drinking a shitload of water....which in itself is not illegal so the worst they can do is make you repiss....if you repiss that same day it will still be somewhat diluted but may pass anyways depending on how much of a concentration is in your body.
GoldenSeal - 12 years ago this worked but will most CERTAINLY fail you on even the cheapest of 5 panel dipstick test now.
Vinager- NO
pickle juice - NO
shitloads of water by itself - NO
couple drops of bleach - NO
couple drops of anything - NO
Niacin - Niacin was a GREAT way to pass a test up untill the last year or two. on a strip panel test you may still pass with this method but will fail under a microscope.
most pre-employment test are cheap ones unless its a government or health care related job.
Niacin works in two ways. you all may or may not have heard of "quick caps" sold in most local head shops. Niacin in very small doses does in fact increase the rate in which fat is metabolized and also decreases the ammount of metobolites of any given substance that is acctually synthisized or absorbed into fat cells in your body.
THE IMPORTANT thing that it does. Niacin taken in a VERY high dose, as in 200-500mg which is the average dose of a supplement pill and also 5000% yiour recommended daily allowance works in the exact oppisite of this. by spiking yourself with a high dose of niacin, you have about a 3-4 hour window of time in which virtually NO FAT is broken down into the urine, so even if your dehydrated and pissing budweiser brown, a drasticly reduced amount of fat soluble substances will be in your **** sample.
if you attempt this method be sure to get "no flush" kind which has an additional vitimin in it to stop you from turning beet red and looking like you fell asleep in a tanning bed for 4 hours. it will bring upon a burning sensation that IS NOT pleasant at all.
how much can you have in your system? The average panel test will come up hot with a concentration of 50 or more ppm of THC metobolites. Some test can detect down to 20 ppm.
you CAN NOT absorb enough 2nd hand smoke or "contact high" to **** hot so if you DO get caught don't waste your time with "i was in a room with some friends"
the AVERAGE realistic time it takes 2ave a clean system is 20-24 days but can be alot shorter, or a lot longer depending on your level of fitness.
Masking agents are becoming increasingly harder to use successfully, to the point that your best bet is using a whizanator or a completely artificial/synthetic sample to substitute for your own. That really is the only 110% fail proof way of ensuring that you will pass other than just not smoking ----.
I highly recommend reading the wikipedia on drug testing, there is some very good information on there regarding proceedures and what not.
08-11-2008, 12:48 PM
#32
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Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 5,322
Re: drug test!
Originally Posted by CivicOCD
Masking agents are becoming increasingly harder to use successfully, to the point that your best bet is using a whizanator or a completely artificial/synthetic sample to substitute for your own. That really is the only 110% fail proof way of ensuring that you will pass other than just not smoking ----.
Let me reiterate. Spend the money on some synthetic urine, and rest peacefully knowing that you WILL pass the test. You cannot fail with guaranteed drug-free urine.
08-11-2008, 03:49 PM
#33
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 272
Re: drug test!
Originally Posted by J.H.Christ
no it doesn't. quit regurgitating stupid ---- you heard from people while you were taking rips off the 6 footer.
in conclusion, you're a ------- retard.
in conclusion, you're a ------- retard.
Originally Posted by CivicOCD
Niacin - Niacin was a GREAT way to pass a test up untill the last year or two. on a strip panel test you may still pass with this method but will fail under a microscope.
most pre-employment test are cheap ones unless its a government or health care related job.
Niacin works in two ways. you all may or may not have heard of "quick caps" sold in most local head shops. Niacin in very small doses does in fact increase the rate in which fat is metabolized and also decreases the ammount of metobolites of any given substance that is acctually synthisized or absorbed into fat cells in your body.
THE IMPORTANT thing that it does. Niacin taken in a VERY high dose, as in 200-500mg which is the average dose of a supplement pill and also 5000% yiour recommended daily allowance works in the exact oppisite of this. by spiking yourself with a high dose of niacin, you have about a 3-4 hour window of time in which virtually NO FAT is broken down into the urine, so even if your dehydrated and pissing budweiser brown, a drasticly reduced amount of fat soluble substances will be in your **** sample.
if you attempt this method be sure to get "no flush" kind which has an additional vitimin in it to stop you from turning beet red and looking like you fell asleep in a tanning bed for 4 hours. it will bring upon a burning sensation that IS NOT pleasant at all.
Thank you for trying to put your foot down and show me, and all of the viewers of this site, who's boss. I'm sorry that it didnt work out for you, but ya know, either did walking around in fruity sandles telling silly stories.. in the end you got pwned by some romans that realized you were full of ----.
08-12-2008, 12:14 AM
#36
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Join Date: Jun 2008
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Originally Posted by dmotoguy
you can also take a shitload of niacin, this helps you burn fat quickly...
09-18-2008, 05:46 AM
#37
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Join Date: Jun 2008
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Re: drug test!
hate to bring it up from the dead but.... i took like 3 hits on tuesday and have a prob. **** test today been drinkin alot of water and took a niacin pill the other day. i really dont wanna go to jail right now cause i start my new job tomorrow and would be real pissed if this bitch fucked my plans up :1
09-18-2008, 05:49 AM
#38
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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Re: drug test!
If anything YOU fucked your plan up. I took a test after popping xanax and passed, then again they don't all check for benzos. Cross your fingers or go to a head shop and get some fake ****. Just make sure you strap it under your *****, some are getting touchy.
09-18-2008, 05:53 AM
#39
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Join Date: May 2004
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Re: drug test!
Originally Posted by dserieshatch
hate to bring it up from the dead but.... i took like 3 hits on tuesday and have a prob. **** test today been drinkin alot of water and took a niacin pill the other day. i really dont wanna go to jail right now cause i start my new job tomorrow and would be real pissed if this bitch fucked my plans up :1
The Niacin pill a few days ago really won't help. It is the high-does of niacin that buys you time shortly after taking it. Not days later.
09-18-2008, 05:54 AM
#40
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Re: drug test!
well shes coming to the house and i dont think shes gonna be all up on my ---- but honestly i dont know if shes gonna test me yet all she told me was she was coming to the house to see how i was doing (i was about to smoke right before she called) ---- this ---- is all around me and non of my friends help they all sit around me and chief blunts all day long like its their job im crossing my fingers that this ---- doesnt come out hot. i just took another pill at 2am its like 430 here now and im drinkin cup after cup of water
