A drinking story (long and emo, expecting hearty flames?)
12-20-2006, 05:58 PM
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Re: A drinking story (long and emo, expecting hearty flames?)
He took pics of the chick's dog but none of the chick. When I read that he took pics of the dog, I pulled my pecker out thinking that he was going to say that he took some of the passed out chick. But, no, looks like back to the **** forum.
12-20-2006, 06:17 PM
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Re: A drinking story (long and emo, expecting hearty flames?)
If I was any less of a failure then I am then there would be no story and no opportunity for these unmentioned pics. And what the ---- was wrong with the dill, I'll never know, I wasn't even that drunk since I drove back to campus. Whatever, I have 4 bottles of soco, 3 captains and 3 cases here so I'll be drinking with a bunch of random people tonight and erasing my utter failure as a human being.
12-20-2006, 07:25 PM
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Re: A drinking story (long and emo, expecting hearty flames?)
Originally Posted by ichbinsobose
speaking of ownage, reading owns you, topgun 
upon another reading i fail to see how she got owned.
here's what i read (in my own words):
you get drunk with some chick. she's got a fucked up past due to drugs and her shitbag dad. has a boyfriend who is a marine, that she isn't sure she wants to be with. do i have it so far? she starts to talk to you, then straddles you, and you guys make out. you grab her ****, and your pecker isn't cooperating. start feeling on her ***, still no go. you go back to her place, where she proceeds to get buck naked, and is all fucked up. you still have a wet ------- noodle. you go in the bathroom, where you jerk it till you get hard. you come out of the bathroom, to find her passed the ---- out, and you are unable to wake her. you go to the bathroom, and rub one out. you then come out of the bathroom and sit on her couch. snap a couple pictures of her dog, and check on her before you leave. now she is ------- her boyfriend on your roommate's bed, and you're nearby.
if that's all correct, i still fail to see the ownage. maybe it's some sort of inside joke.
12-20-2006, 08:05 PM
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Re: A drinking story (long and emo, expecting hearty flames?)
Originally Posted by ichbinsobose
Or the context thereof. I still love him though.
while i understand why she's owned, so are you. you limp dicked ***.
12-20-2006, 08:29 PM
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Re: A drinking story (long and emo, expecting hearty flames?)
yea, same kinda ---- happened to me, but i was all fucked up on opiates, and thats an excuse for it not working. But i will ---- that girl, its a project that has begun but hasnt yet finished. thats the way i see it. so take your time and finish what you started.
