Dr. Boost lives on the London Bridge
03-19-2004, 07:25 AM
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Re:Dr. Boost lives on the London Bridge
Speakin of poopies, I took a deuce yesterday and I thought my ------- brains were gonna go out with it. I filled the ------ toilet half way up! I had to flush 3 times to get it all down. My *** still hurts from that one. Just thought I'd share. 
03-19-2004, 07:47 AM
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Re:Dr. Boost lives on the London Bridge
Dude, for real, one time I took a ---- and it was just one long turd and it wrapped all the way around the bowl and then some. I was like 17 years old and drinking heavily at that point in my life so maybe thats why it happened. But I wish I had taken a picture. Hopefully someday I can have another steamer of that magnitude so that I can snap a pic and show my grandkids.
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03-19-2004, 11:45 AM
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Re:Dr. Boost lives on the London Bridge
i played a prank on a friend with some ex-lax. i spent like 3 hours making it look like a mini hershy bar, he ate the WHOLE bar , at church he started shitting and it was all over the place, he was on the toilet about 10 hours, hell never steal my omp parts agian
, at church he started shitting and it was all over the place, he was on the toilet about 10 hours, hell never steal my omp parts agian
03-19-2004, 01:30 PM
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Re:Dr. Boost lives on the London Bridge
Originally Posted by hotrex
i drop some magnificent protein logs. one time it stuck straight out of the bowl. it looked like a 3 foot section of 3 inch pipe stickin outta the bowl
03-19-2004, 08:39 PM
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Re:Dr. Boost lives on the London Bridge
Speaking of my shithole town, it's on MTV right now. That show "Scammers" is shot in Havasu. The bar they are sitting at is called "The Naked Turtle". I did all the electrical on that bar. It sits out almost in the water on a wooden base. It's pretty cool, but small. They also had Kokomos on there. I have been kicked out of that place and arrested and gotten into so many fights in that place. Good times.......
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03-19-2004, 08:45 PM
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Re:Dr. Boost lives on the London Bridge
Thats all great and dandy Doc, but lets get back on topic! Poo!! Who doesn't love the poo? I know I love poo. Whenever I eat McDonalds, I tend to take massive deuces mere minutes from the time of ingestion. It must be all the oil in the food that lubricates the ---- passage. Or maybe I shouldn't be sticking Mcnuggets up my ***. I just thought about something, if I eat a McChicken does that mean it becomes McNuggets when it comes out of my ***? Hmmmm. Interesting to say the least.
