stillnoturbo

Damn I've been giving my black lab and pitbull a mixture of dogfood, honey miniwheats, and some cookies call Huggybears to make like a dog trail mix and they fight over the ---- but DAMN!!! They've been blowing *** all day now and stinking my house up now !!!! It's like every five minutes so just when you think your about to get a breather their like "not so fast there buddy! Hold your breath ****** and just think how our stomach's feel and booty holes!" At first that ---- was kinda funny but now it just straight nasty!!! Puppy assfunk is horrible! My black lab likes to sit under my chair anytime I'm at the computer and then falls alseep and just lets em' rip. Man, no class or respect for me. If someone lit a match in my house there'd be a mushroom cloud over the entire state of WI!!

tranceminister

Feed em' some raw onions and watch what happens

Heh, actually you don't want to do that... It's like feeding them a chocolate bar, it will kill them if they eat enough.

HondaTuner

haha, thats pretty nasty. When I give our cats ham and other meats, they stink up a storm pretty good. However, I have been around dogs that eat people food and get gas.. much worse.. I know how you feel, sorry man

stillnoturbo

I could of swore they were trying to outdo each other farting cause the minute one would fart then about a minute or two the other dog would let one rip. I got worse once they both fell asleep cause they just started blowing *** like there was no tomorrow! Finally I couldn't take it anymore and JBwelded their ******** shut! :P Naw, I really just turned off the computer and went into the upstairs but I should of sealed their booty holes shut!

d16forlife

Onion couses cancer in dogs.It doesnt kill them right away but it will kill them if they have it regularly.


Stop feeding those dogs junk food!Their going to get fat as hell. :P

When I had my dog(**runs out to go pour out some liquor on the curb** ) I used to feed him beef broth made from disgarded cuts of meat/bones that I would buy at the meat market for pennies a pound.Thats all I fed him for like a year and he was all muscle.His coat was allways shiney too.

stillnoturbo

Our black lab is on weighters food for dogs! I think she's getting fat from that too! :P She gets fed two big cups a day of that stuff and is still overweight from what the vet says. Our pitbull eats anything and everything! From the window molding to wallpaper on our walls and then anything laying on the ground. I'm suprised she hasn't ate the lab yet! That little pitbull is less then a year old is built like a rock and smaller than the lab who also less then a year old dominates the house! I call the pitbull a butch dyke cause she used to always hump or lab and try to eat her out! Wowzers!

SkunT

my dog has been raggin (its finally over now)

but dogs clean themselves right...my dog slurps that ----


it was really really ------ nasty!

Dr.Boost

I used to feed my dog everything I ate. Burger King, McDonalds, Taco Bell(that was usually a mistake), Jack in the Box, Del Taco, you name it. He got a piece of everything. He would sit just like a human on his *** with his legs in front of him and he would fart and burp just like a human. It was so cool. Sometimes he would fart so loud he would scare himself and stare at his *** wondering what just made that noise. He was such a cool dog.

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stillnoturbo

ahhhhh that's nasty Frank! the lil' pitbull just pumping on that big ol' lab but then probably realizes "hey stupid, your a girl" and then she stops. The lab just sits there and takes it but now my pitbull must of tramatized her cause now she's starting to do it! Funny part is that there both fixed and there's still horny lil' dogs and females humping each other! lol