do the laundry
01-16-2005, 08:03 PM
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Re:do the laundry
Originally Posted by d16forlife
I remember straping a crerry bomb to a kitten and placing it in a 5 gallon bucket...that was cool....and I was 14 :P
My sister always had cats when we were growing up. Man did I ---- with those little bitches. There was this one that was seriously retarded. It didn't know how to clean itself. It stunk like *** all the time and walked around with shitballs on it's ***.
I stuck that ****** in a glass globe from a light fixture and set it on the tile. Gave it a swirl and away he went. I'd give him a few more spins before letting him out and wattching him try to walk. When he got out his eyes would be swirling around. It was the craziest thing. I seen ---- like that on cartoons, but I had no idea it was possible. It was so cool. 
I would always sick my dog on the cats too. That dog hated cats as much as me. He would just rip the hell out of them and fling them around like rag dolls.
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01-16-2005, 08:06 PM
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Re:do the laundry
Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
Originally Posted by d16forlife
I remember straping a crerry bomb to a kitten and placing it in a 5 gallon bucket...that was cool....and I was 14 :P
My sister always had cats when we were growing up. Man did I ---- with those little bitches. There was this one that was seriously retarded. It didn't know how to clean itself. It stunk like *** all the time and walked around with shitballs on it's ***.
I stuck that ****** in a glass globe from a light fixture and set it on the tile. Gave it a swirl and away he went. I'd give him a few more spins before letting him out and wattching him try to walk. When he got out his eyes would be swirling around. It was the craziest thing. I seen ---- like that on cartoons, but I had no idea it was possible. It was so cool. ROFL!!!!
put duck tap on the paws of a cat.. hella funny to watch.
hah, how did we get talking about this anyway? It all started with a washing machine being blown up.
01-16-2005, 09:36 PM
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Re:do the laundry
man yall must be talking about domesti cats, cus thos cats are pussies. my cat was a pure killing machine, fuckn killed a squirrel a number of times, a crow, a blackbird, and it latched its face onto a dogs face and the dog slung it off, and the cat lacerated the dogs face. neegless to say id dint see that dog no more. but we gave the cat away because it kept killing the wildlife. but the weird this was is that it was such a good cat. it n would alwas be nice and ----.
it never really hurt peaple, ecept thos one time i jumped onto the ped face down, and the cat was laying on the bed, and it saw me, that ****** flew around and latched his paw into my ned. i was like in the cartoons man, taking out each claw at a time.
it never really hurt peaple, ecept thos one time i jumped onto the ped face down, and the cat was laying on the bed, and it saw me, that ****** flew around and latched his paw into my ned. i was like in the cartoons man, taking out each claw at a time.
01-16-2005, 11:04 PM
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Re:do the laundry
God damn kain, you really need to start proof reading your posts.
wen yu dot evin cur wut yu tipe ur how it cumz out it macks it herd tu raed.
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wen yu dot evin cur wut yu tipe ur how it cumz out it macks it herd tu raed.
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01-16-2005, 11:18 PM
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Re:do the laundry
Where i grew up there were alot of ditches, so one day i found a baby syringe, the type you use to feed medicine and ---- to baby's. So I got the crazy idea to find sum house hold chemcials (windex, bleach, ---- like that ) fill the syringe up, go catch a FROG with my trusty net, and i pinned that sucker down and filled him up with sum ----, it was the funnniest thing i had seen at that age, the ****** was jumping allover and didnt no what was wrong with him
01-16-2005, 11:21 PM
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Re:do the laundry
Originally Posted by ShitBoxCivic
Where i grew up there were alot of ditches, so one day i found a baby syringe, the type you use to feed medicine and ---- to baby's. So I got the crazy idea to find sum house hold chemcials (windex, bleach, ---- like that ) fill the syringe up, go catch a FROG with my trusty net, and i pinned that sucker down and filled him up with sum ----, it was the funnniest thing i had seen at that age, the ****** was jumping allover and didnt no what was wrong with him
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