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Old 05-17-2008, 02:42 PM
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Get it out with a bigger magnet!
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Old 05-17-2008, 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted by weiRtech

on a side note, if the 7 year old was present when the magnet was eaten, she'd be getting a tanned hide from dad for letting it happen.

she told me her sister put it in her mouth but when i got there it was too late
(i'll be hearing this again in 10 years )
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Old 05-17-2008, 03:44 PM
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prunes help you poo
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Old 05-17-2008, 03:49 PM
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ahh yes the prune juice...forgot all about that stuff.





update: lots of pee, no poo or magnet
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Old 05-17-2008, 04:11 PM
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My beagle came across a rain soaked rawhide bone and ate the ENTIRE thing (gotta look out for that stuff) She didnt eat for like 2 days and was in pain... It was pretty hardcore. The vet said to make sure she drinks water and it should pass. Sure enough it did and shes fine A small magnet would have been cake!
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Baby bin laden ate a calculator battery and I wasn't trippin, but the wife had to take him in to find out that he would ---- it out within a day, which he did, just like I said. She'll ---- it out, and if not, sodomize her with a magnetic screwdriver.


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Fiber should speed up the process. Baked beans, prunes, apples, and cereal are all good choices.
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Old 05-17-2008, 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted by losesomethinbra
My beagle came across a rain soaked rawhide bone and ate the ENTIRE thing (gotta look out for that stuff) She didnt eat for like 2 days and was in pain... It was pretty hardcore. The vet said to make sure she drinks water and it should pass. Sure enough it did and shes fine A small magnet would have been cake!
Yup, I had to stop giving mine rawhides because she would swallow an entire 6-8" rawhide after chewing on it for a few minutes, not even soft. If they keep swallowing them it can block up or tear their intestines and cause some very expensive or fatal damage.
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The Doctor would just charge you $7000 to tell you the kid will be fine and ---- it out in a day or so.
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Go to Wal-Mart and pick up some Bene-Fiber. Only supposed to use 1 tbls 3 times a day. I tried all 3 at once..... 2 hours later I was shitting worse than the restaurant, or just get some Colon Blow. Give her one dose and take the rest. Might as well get a detox in while you're at it.
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