Date a girl you "rear-ended" on first meeting? *bitchin party, long story*
09-03-2006, 12:31 AM
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Re: Date a girl you "rear-ended" on first meeting? *bitchin party, long story*
what if you for some reason you ever marry the bitch? you will always know you turned her brown eye blue the first night you met her and how many other guys did that?
I think you should become an erotic novel writer because you are good at coming up with fictional bullshit
I think you should become an erotic novel writer because you are good at coming up with fictional bullshit
09-03-2006, 12:33 AM
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Re: Date a girl you "rear-ended" on first meeting? *bitchin party, long story*
damn ------, did i really need to hear about HOW you ---- a bitch...
next time try this...
hanging out at a party, nailed some **** in a bedroom and she let me stick it in her butt...should i call her?
next time try this...
hanging out at a party, nailed some **** in a bedroom and she let me stick it in her butt...should i call her?
09-03-2006, 04:41 AM
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Re: Date a girl you "rear-ended" on first meeting? *bitchin party, long story*
dear hustler....
she obviously gave you her number because she wants your **** in her *** again. that is a booty call number only.
just make sure she didn't give you a dose.
she obviously gave you her number because she wants your **** in her *** again. that is a booty call number only.
just make sure she didn't give you a dose.
09-03-2006, 05:33 AM
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Re: Date a girl you "rear-ended" on first meeting? *bitchin party, long story*
Originally Posted by junkyard racer
junkyard racers to do list:
dont call her for a few days
dont spend any money on her
act more like friends than bf/gf
continue to nail the ---- out of that.
dam, sometimes I miss being single....
dont call her for a few days
dont spend any money on her
act more like friends than bf/gf
continue to nail the ---- out of that.
dam, sometimes I miss being single....
I am a undercover pimp.
but remembering those single days when I did not have any shame in my game I pimp hoes like those and let them buy me car parts, and gas money.
in the words of too short, she is nuttin but a biatch! so never fall for a bitch
09-03-2006, 01:16 PM
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Re: Date a girl you "rear-ended" on first meeting? *bitchin party, long story*
Originally Posted by d0nfry
wow you could be a writer
Originally Posted by Who Dey
I think you should become an erotic novel writer because you are good at coming up with fictional bullshit
Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
Don't listen to these guys. Yeah she is a dirty ****, but call her whenever you feel like it. She doesn't own ---- if you say no to ALL bullshit. Get pics.
09-03-2006, 02:28 PM
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Re: Date a girl you "rear-ended" on first meeting? *bitchin party, long story*
Just because guys who are looking for emotional attachments call the next day or so doesn't mean ALL guys who call are looking, and therefore vulnerable. She gets the picture the first time you express disinterest in BS, which you'll have to do at some point even if you wait until Thursday.
Personally, I like sex. Waiting until Thursday at your age would have resulted in my having a stroke. So, that leaves one of three scenarios in my mind: 1) you are testosterone deficient, 2) you like to jerk off a lot for no reason, 3) you call her whenever you feel like busting a cap in her ***: anywhere from every other day to three times a day.
Personally, I like sex. Waiting until Thursday at your age would have resulted in my having a stroke. So, that leaves one of three scenarios in my mind: 1) you are testosterone deficient, 2) you like to jerk off a lot for no reason, 3) you call her whenever you feel like busting a cap in her ***: anywhere from every other day to three times a day.
09-03-2006, 06:40 PM
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Re: Date a girl you "rear-ended" on first meeting? *bitchin party, long story*
1. Got to the local clinic and get checked out for STDs.
2. If none found then keep that **** as a ---- buddy, and nothing more.
Because if she let you ---- right after you met her she is defenately a ****, and face it do you realy want to date a bitch like taht...
2. If none found then keep that **** as a ---- buddy, and nothing more.
Because if she let you ---- right after you met her she is defenately a ****, and face it do you realy want to date a bitch like taht...
09-04-2006, 02:08 AM
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Re: Date a girl you "rear-ended" on first meeting? *bitchin party, long story*
Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
Personally, I like sex. Waiting until Thursday at your age would have resulted in my having TO stroke. So, that leaves one of three scenarios in my mind: 1) you are testosterone deficient, 2) you like to jerk off a lot for no reason, 3) you call her whenever you feel like busting a cap in her ***: anywhere from every other day to three times a day.
