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Old 12-23-2004, 04:34 AM
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I ate there last night and now I am up for past few hours cause I have explosive diarrea. Thought I would share its like Iam pissing out my -------. I'll spare the pictures. Your sure you guys dont need another Thanksgiving Day poop photoshoot.
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Old 12-23-2004, 05:07 AM
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wow. i did this same thing last night and I have some serious gas. i was very disappointed in RL last night. I NEVER eat there, but last night, i thought I would treat myself, and what a waste of money.
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Old 12-23-2004, 07:27 AM
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80am iam shitting water, iam gonna send my roommate up to get some imodiumAD, ---- it feels like theres a little critter in my belly. get out my belly.
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Old 12-23-2004, 07:41 AM
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dude eat like a brick of cheese to hold some of that ---- in! I haven't eatten there in so long and don't really miss it a bit. I'd take Hooter's shrimp over the ---- at RL in a heartbeat. You know what really sucks is when your puking and shitting at the same time.
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Old 12-23-2004, 08:23 AM
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iam afraid to eat yet iam gonna give it an hour.

i made it back from walmart without shitting myself, had to get imodiumAD. ---- iam never eating there again. i wonder if my buddy has the same problem its too early to call him. this is the worst diarrea i have ever had it sounds like iam pissing out my ***. sorry to be so discriptive, but my belly is making some cool noises.
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Old 12-23-2004, 08:30 AM
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You got to love the early morning *** **** .

I hate red lobster.Nothing but old people and high school kids out on their first date go there .
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Old 12-23-2004, 11:22 AM
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Once you start shitting up blood go to the ER. Or if you ---- and vomit so much that you can drink anything, go to the ER.
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Old 12-23-2004, 11:27 AM
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My parents brought me some leftovers from Red Lobster last night and I had some pretty bad diarrea a few hours after I ate it, but I am guessing it was from something else I ate earlier.
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Old 12-23-2004, 01:11 PM
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the only thing worth a damn at red lobster is the cheddar biscuits, mmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Drink a lot of fluids and stack up on the toilet paper. I know what ur going through i just got through mines a few days ago, and had to call out of work b/c of it.
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