Cool Cop
05-30-2004, 10:56 AM
#32
0.0 BAR
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 0
Re:Cool Cop
Back in high school,-4 years ago-I had my Chevy Nova. 72, 350, I used to show it, R.I.P., anyways, it was my daily driver and being from Indiana, I had to deal with the snow in the winter. So one day I pull into the school parking lot, it had the slick snow on top of the parking lot. So I busted a few doughnuts, landed it in the parking space, through it in park and walked in the school like nothing happened. Later that day the principal yell my name through the hall *----* I go to him, and he points to his office *----*. We go to his office, he shows me the tape(they had it on camera) and says do you have anything to say....I said, can I get a copy of that? Make a longer story shot, I ended up parking my car at the church accross the street the rest of the year.
05-30-2004, 02:31 PM
#33
1.0 BAR
Thread Starter
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 289
Re:Cool Cop
Originally Posted by sccaeg
Back in high school,-4 years ago-I had my Chevy Nova. 72, 350, I used to show it, R.I.P., anyways, it was my daily driver and being from Indiana, I had to deal with the snow in the winter. So one day I pull into the school parking lot, it had the slick snow on top of the parking lot. So I busted a few doughnuts, landed it in the parking space, through it in park and walked in the school like nothing happened. Later that day the principal yell my name through the hall *----* I go to him, and he points to his office *----*. We go to his office, he shows me the tape(they had it on camera) and says do you have anything to say....I said, can I get a copy of that? Make a longer story shot, I ended up parking my car at the church accross the street the rest of the year.
05-30-2004, 06:00 PM
#34
3.0 BAR
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 3,930
Re:Cool Cop
smokey tire dougnut infront of my school in my moms old grand cherokee, so much smoke came in through the seat belt holes everyone inside was coughing, hahaha, anyway principle comes up to us after says
principle: whos owns that jeep
me: that whie one over there?
prince
es
me: well jimmy does
principle: where is he?
me: just parking it again.
principle:whats his last name
me: umm, i think its doyle, jimmy doyle
principle:he goes to this school? what grade?
me: yeah, grade 12
prinicple: thers no kid in this school with that name...
me: are you sure (i walk away wuickly hahaha)
cop comes and talk to me after school, gives me all this bullshit, i tell him i have no idea what he's talking about, then he tells me he's gona charge me, and all this bullshit, it was sweet.
principle: whos owns that jeep
me: that whie one over there?
prince
esme: well jimmy does
principle: where is he?
me: just parking it again.
principle:whats his last name
me: umm, i think its doyle, jimmy doyle
principle:he goes to this school? what grade?
me: yeah, grade 12
prinicple: thers no kid in this school with that name...
me: are you sure (i walk away wuickly hahaha)
cop comes and talk to me after school, gives me all this bullshit, i tell him i have no idea what he's talking about, then he tells me he's gona charge me, and all this bullshit, it was sweet.
05-30-2004, 07:09 PM
#35
Guest
Posts: n/a
Re:Cool Cop
we were caming otu at the school for our last day last weekend. all the ricer kids in my class were trying to do burnouts in lame *** cars like geo storms and cavs so i go get in the celica smoke the tires like nothing in the back parking lot. stoped the gaynes of the geo pronto. turns out the dean of students was sitting and watching us. he comes over and asked who owned the black celica and i said i did he called me over to his truck and he was like "that was pretty badass ive never seen a front wheel drive car do that. you kids need to chill out and stop doing ---- like this before i have to shut you guys down because im responsible for you all tonight so just chill out with the cars and do what your doing"
05-30-2004, 08:03 PM
#36
1.5 BAR
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 835
Re:Cool Cop
Originally Posted by nummbr7
shaving ryans privates,
I was visiting my mom in florida ,and I was driving my moms kia optima(sick car lol) I pulled out of my hotel and got pulled over, I'm like "whats up officer" he says "licence and rergistration" me "what did I do", he said You were driving without your lights on",(Its like 6:00pm barely geting dark and its a filly lit street)Im like sorry about that officer(and turn my lights on)he says"I flashed my lights at you twice" I say "I didn't see you sorry officer and my girlfriend didn't see you either" so he makes me wait while he runs my ---- then come back with a $90 fine
I say "wtf" "this is bull ----" my girl friend says "what a dick" then he asks me too step out of the car. me "---- this ---- you suck dick, this is bull ---- and you know it"
him "get out of the car" so I reluctantly get out and he makes me put my hands on his hood while he gets something out of his can (and hes got a dog thats going apeshit in the car, and I had pulled over in a denny's parking lot and people were gathering because I was yelling)
anyway he comes back with a ink pad and takes my finger print because he said I didn't look like my picture on my licence, than he says "you can leave" I say "---- off" then I go
and I never paid the fine because it wasn't a offence here in vermont
sorry about the long ranting story *******
I was visiting my mom in florida ,and I was driving my moms kia optima(sick car lol) I pulled out of my hotel and got pulled over, I'm like "whats up officer" he says "licence and rergistration" me "what did I do", he said You were driving without your lights on",(Its like 6:00pm barely geting dark and its a filly lit street)Im like sorry about that officer(and turn my lights on)he says"I flashed my lights at you twice" I say "I didn't see you sorry officer and my girlfriend didn't see you either" so he makes me wait while he runs my ---- then come back with a $90 fine
I say "wtf" "this is bull ----" my girl friend says "what a dick" then he asks me too step out of the car. me "---- this ---- you suck dick, this is bull ---- and you know it"
him "get out of the car" so I reluctantly get out and he makes me put my hands on his hood while he gets something out of his can (and hes got a dog thats going apeshit in the car, and I had pulled over in a denny's parking lot and people were gathering because I was yelling)
anyway he comes back with a ink pad and takes my finger print because he said I didn't look like my picture on my licence, than he says "you can leave" I say "---- off" then I go
and I never paid the fine because it wasn't a offence here in vermont
sorry about the long ranting story *******
Personaly I've had pretty good luck with cops. I've had two 95+ in 50s and I only have 2 points on my licence and a few hundred dollars total tickets paid.
05-31-2004, 09:22 AM
#38
1.5 BAR
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 784
Re:Cool Cop
Originally Posted by nummbr7
I go
and I never paid the fine because it wasn't a offence here in vermont
sorry about the long ranting story *******
Just an FYI
05-31-2004, 09:27 AM
#39
0.0 BAR
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 0
Re:Cool Cop
Originally Posted by B18B_CIVIC
Originally Posted by sccaeg
Back in high school,-4 years ago-I had my Chevy Nova. 72, 350, I used to show it, R.I.P., anyways, it was my daily driver and being from Indiana, I had to deal with the snow in the winter. So one day I pull into the school parking lot, it had the slick snow on top of the parking lot. So I busted a few doughnuts, landed it in the parking space, through it in park and walked in the school like nothing happened. Later that day the principal yell my name through the hall *----* I go to him, and he points to his office *----*. We go to his office, he shows me the tape(they had it on camera) and says do you have anything to say....I said, can I get a copy of that? Make a longer story shot, I ended up parking my car at the church accross the street the rest of the year.
TO all of you still in highschool, make the best of it. I wish everyday I culd go back. School is the easiest thing in life. Dont ---- it up.....
06-01-2004, 09:38 PM
#40
1.0 BAR
Thread Starter
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 289
Re:Cool Cop
Driving my moms 3.0 v6 accord today, lol got pulled over by undercover...
haha I kid you not, same ------- cop! except on the job, lol
ok, this morning I had some things to do in the city, so I had to look nice and ----, haha! I took my moms accord, and I was driving on Chingousy, ------- trafic... and this laday was driving slow as ----! sighn says 60kms she was doing 40kms I know cause I was stuck behind this bitch for a good 5-10min. any way I get road rage and the Linkin Park cd is cranking, lol.. I get pissed and ------- pass her, and this is a single high way, I drove on the other side, honking my horn and ------- slamed it into 2nd was doing like 80kms, 2 sec later I see an anmarked inpala, flashing lights and a hand that shows me pull over!...
haha you guy will think I am full of ----, but honest to god! that same ------- cop pulled me over, except now his on the job, ok get this...
"COP COMES TO MY WINDOW"
Me: yes I know I was speeding officer, and I am sorry, I am late for an interviw, I give him my drivers licecence, ownership, and insurance...lol
Him: "gigaling" looks at me and says " do you remeber me?"
Me: oh ----!, and I am LMAO
Him: I tot I told you to wach your speed!
Me: being a smart ***! you did! but you also told me to go speed some where, else... so that's what I was doing... lol
Him: Lafghing, says Ill be right back don't go no where!
2 min pass.. comes back...
Him: Whos name is the car in?
Me: It's my step dads, he has a diff last name...
Him: ok, well I am gona tell you this once more, wach your speed, I am gona let you off with a warning this time, you know I could of had you on doing double the speed limit, having 2 insurance papers, and ownership not signed, you dad has to sing here...
Me: ok, thank you officer, and have a nice day...
Him: Drive safe!...
Me: being a smart *** again, what's the speed limit here? 80?...
Him: no 60!
Me: oh, okay... thanks...
and I am gone... lol
----! I was shiting my pants when I saw him!...
What a cool ------- cop!...
haha I kid you not, same ------- cop! except on the job, lol
ok, this morning I had some things to do in the city, so I had to look nice and ----, haha! I took my moms accord, and I was driving on Chingousy, ------- trafic... and this laday was driving slow as ----! sighn says 60kms she was doing 40kms I know cause I was stuck behind this bitch for a good 5-10min. any way I get road rage and the Linkin Park cd is cranking, lol.. I get pissed and ------- pass her, and this is a single high way, I drove on the other side, honking my horn and ------- slamed it into 2nd was doing like 80kms, 2 sec later I see an anmarked inpala, flashing lights and a hand that shows me pull over!...
haha you guy will think I am full of ----, but honest to god! that same ------- cop pulled me over, except now his on the job, ok get this...
"COP COMES TO MY WINDOW"
Me: yes I know I was speeding officer, and I am sorry, I am late for an interviw, I give him my drivers licecence, ownership, and insurance...lol
Him: "gigaling" looks at me and says " do you remeber me?"
Me: oh ----!, and I am LMAO
Him: I tot I told you to wach your speed!
Me: being a smart ***! you did! but you also told me to go speed some where, else... so that's what I was doing... lol
Him: Lafghing, says Ill be right back don't go no where!
2 min pass.. comes back...
Him: Whos name is the car in?
Me: It's my step dads, he has a diff last name...
Him: ok, well I am gona tell you this once more, wach your speed, I am gona let you off with a warning this time, you know I could of had you on doing double the speed limit, having 2 insurance papers, and ownership not signed, you dad has to sing here...
Me: ok, thank you officer, and have a nice day...
Him: Drive safe!...
Me: being a smart *** again, what's the speed limit here? 80?...
Him: no 60!
Me: oh, okay... thanks...
and I am gone... lol
----! I was shiting my pants when I saw him!...
What a cool ------- cop!...
