fork

chuck norris doesn't tea bag, he potato sacks

fastcrx

ahhhhhh hahahahah :P

ibassez

chuck norris can pick up a chair while hes sitting on it!!!!

G2turbo_terror

Behind Chuck Norris's beard is another fist!

sailman

Chuck Norris is currently in a lawsuit with NBC, he claims Law and Order are tradmark names for his left and right leg.

Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in teh back of teh head.

Paul99EX

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he isnt pushing himself up, he's pushing the world down

sailman

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you.
If you can't see Chuck Norris, you're moments away from death.

HondaTuner

When you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he tells you "two secons til".

When you ask "two seconds til what?" He roundhouse kicks you in the face!