Chuck Norris
11-05-2005, 11:05 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris
man, chuck norris has nothing on uncle jesse.
"Dear Diary,
Today I woke up and took a pee. I peed on the seat on purpose, and then left the seat up. Becky came in to take a crap, and she fell in the toilet. Then, when she put the seat down, she sat in my pee. She asked me why I did that...and then she realized I was Uncle Jesse. Then she went and sat in the pee again. Then I bleached the laces for my white tennis shoes. They got really clean, so I took the bleach and spelled out "butt-lord" on Danny Tanner's front lawn."
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"Dear Diary,
Today I woke up and took a pee. I peed on the seat on purpose, and then left the seat up. Becky came in to take a crap, and she fell in the toilet. Then, when she put the seat down, she sat in my pee. She asked me why I did that...and then she realized I was Uncle Jesse. Then she went and sat in the pee again. Then I bleached the laces for my white tennis shoes. They got really clean, so I took the bleach and spelled out "butt-lord" on Danny Tanner's front lawn."
http://wwujd.com/
11-07-2005, 08:34 AM
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Re: Chuck Norris
Originally Posted by ghettoturbo
Originally Posted by d0nfry
wtf that ---- wasn't funnY? why yall laughin.
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