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Old 08-02-2006, 03:31 PM
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go up to a girl and check her shirt tag. She'll say what are you doing. Tell her just as i thought made in heaven. haha thats from a night at the roxbury
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Old 08-02-2006, 04:04 PM
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dont be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood ftw nignogs.
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Old 08-02-2006, 04:09 PM
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you walkin to ur car alone later?
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Old 08-02-2006, 08:37 PM
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is your daddy a terrorist? cause you da bomb!

i used that on a girl at work one time juss jokin around and when i asked her if her daddy was a terrorist she was all like "HUH, WHAT!?! WHO YOU BEEN TALKIN TO!?!" i think i might of hit a nerve with her...i had to tell her i was jokin...bahahaha...oh yeah she was a towl head too...so maybe that didn't help...lolz
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Old 08-02-2006, 11:13 PM
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Nice shoes.........Wanna ----
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Old 08-03-2006, 12:00 AM
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Originally Posted by darksol2005
you walkin to ur car alone later?
heard that one from dane cook today. def classic.
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Old 08-03-2006, 01:15 AM
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"Do you like to ----, suck, and take it up the *** for crystal meth and xanax, or am I wasting my time on some sort of Jesus freak?"

"I am so in love with you... what was your name, again?" or "I am so in love with you... well, not really, but it sounded good, didn't it?"

"What are you doing after work tonight? Wanna go skinny dipping?" (I used that last week... it worked, too, although we didn't go skinny dipping)

"Enough about you - let's talk about me"


Anything good and sarcastic, but you have to have a huge smile on your face and be laid back about it.



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best one on here
Not really, since chloroform just does liver damage (leading to cancer) or outright kills them. Sorry. I draw the line at necrophilia.

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Nice shoes.........Wanna ----
No, it's "nice boots, wanna ----?" and it's an old, old goth pickup line.


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Old 08-03-2006, 01:39 AM
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A friend of mine loves this one, and I've seen it work many times... wait till everyone at the party is good and drunk then just randomly yell "Show us your *****!" ....almost flawless.
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