cheesy pick up lines
08-01-2006, 07:49 PM
#21
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Re: cheesy pick up lines
When I'm working at Speedway I have to get the manager's name before I leave and undoubtedly they don't give me their last name which I need for my work order. So goes like such:
Name? Last Name? Home phone number?
Name? Last Name? Home phone number?
08-01-2006, 08:41 PM
#22
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Re: cheesy pick up lines
Ha, I used the scream one today. I like it and remember it.
1) Can I use your cell phone? My Mom told me to call her whenever I met the perfect girl.
2) Good thing I brought my library card because I am checking you out.
3) (From someone on here and I LOVE this one) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm Joshua...
I can't remember any other more "original" ones I know. I ususally just talk and smile alot.
<--Like that.
JP
1) Can I use your cell phone? My Mom told me to call her whenever I met the perfect girl.
2) Good thing I brought my library card because I am checking you out.
3) (From someone on here and I LOVE this one) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm Joshua...
I can't remember any other more "original" ones I know. I ususally just talk and smile alot.
<--Like that.JP
eg on fire at gas station: GIMME YOUR GOD DAMN NUMBER:
08-01-2006, 10:16 PM
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Re: cheesy pick up lines
Originally Posted by samson
3) (From someone on here and I LOVE this one) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm Joshua...
08-02-2006, 12:14 AM
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Re: cheesy pick up lines
off topic and not a pick up line, but still funny. 
As a pregnant woman walked into a bank one day, a man dressed in black came in and shot her three times in the stomach. She was immediately rushed to the hospital.
She survived and had three children... two girls and one boy.
About ten years later, one of the daughters went up to her mother and said..."mom, something really weird happened to me. Yesterday when I was taking a crap I passed a bullet through my ***!"
The mother thought for a moment remembering the shooting that happened and told her daughter not to worry about it.
The next day, the second daughter went up to her mother and said "mom, something really weird happened to me. I was taking a crap the other day and I passed a bullet through my ***...". The mother told her not to worry about it.
The next day, the son went up to his mom and said "hey mom, guess what happened to me?"
The mom interupted - "let me guess, you passed a bullet through you *** too
"
Then he replied "no... I was jacking off and I shot the dog!"
As a pregnant woman walked into a bank one day, a man dressed in black came in and shot her three times in the stomach. She was immediately rushed to the hospital.
She survived and had three children... two girls and one boy.
About ten years later, one of the daughters went up to her mother and said..."mom, something really weird happened to me. Yesterday when I was taking a crap I passed a bullet through my ***!"
The mother thought for a moment remembering the shooting that happened and told her daughter not to worry about it.
The next day, the second daughter went up to her mother and said "mom, something really weird happened to me. I was taking a crap the other day and I passed a bullet through my ***...". The mother told her not to worry about it.
The next day, the son went up to his mom and said "hey mom, guess what happened to me?"
The mom interupted - "let me guess, you passed a bullet through you *** too
" Then he replied "no... I was jacking off and I shot the dog!"
