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Old 08-01-2006, 12:14 AM
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Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (pull your pockets inside out) would you like to?

hi, wanna screw? (NO!) Mind lying down while I do?
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Old 08-01-2006, 12:20 AM
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"Have you ever tasted your own -------? No? Trust me it's not as bad as you'd imagine."
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Old 08-01-2006, 12:25 AM
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excuse me, have i fucked you yet?
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Old 08-01-2006, 12:28 AM
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U like Candy?
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Old 08-01-2006, 12:49 AM
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is ur dad a farmer?.......cuz u sure have some nice melons
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Old 08-01-2006, 02:20 AM
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IN YOUR REDNECK VOICE:

Honey you look fire'r than a new set of snow tires!!
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Old 08-01-2006, 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Whitey
Scream and I'll kill you bitch
Hahaha, that's horribly wrong, but dang if I didn't literally laugh out loud at that one.
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Old 08-01-2006, 02:47 PM
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wanna make a snuff film?
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Old 08-01-2006, 06:21 PM
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"I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you."
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Old 08-01-2006, 07:44 PM
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It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
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