Car egged; Need advice
#31
Re: Car egged; Need advice
Originally Posted by dtrain
using your "technical knowledge".... pop open the hood with out damaging anything..drain the coolant. (PLEASE GOD TELL ME ITS REALLY COLD WHERE YOU LIVE....WHY??). then **** in the radiator. then everytime the engine warms up....guess what smells like ****.....everytime you turn the heat/AC on.....guess what....smells like more ****. it will take them FOREVER to figure out what happened.
Good job sinistercrx, somehow i had a feeling someone was going to figure that out. If people want to see more of my girl, they can figure it out too :P
Also i don't think her brother was in on it, we've been together for more than a year now and if he had a problem with me he would have done something a long time ago. Besides i'm wicked good to the kid ciggs and stuff. I think it was just his friends being dousche bags.
#32
Re: Car egged; Need advice
It as easy as this.
Find there car,
grab a wax candle,
slowly take there oil pan drain bolt out.
when it gets to the last thread quickly lodge the wax candle in the oil pan drain
make sure it seals the oil.
When they start the car and drive for about 5 minutes the oil will burn the candle and
easy as that, instant pay back.
there car will lose all its oil, and they wont know why.
Find there car,
grab a wax candle,
slowly take there oil pan drain bolt out.
when it gets to the last thread quickly lodge the wax candle in the oil pan drain
make sure it seals the oil.
When they start the car and drive for about 5 minutes the oil will burn the candle and
easy as that, instant pay back.
there car will lose all its oil, and they wont know why.
#33
Re: Car egged; Need advice
This goes with the open door/window/sunroof, but take a few cans of shaving cream(the old school foamy kind) and freeze it. Then cut off the tops and drop into the car through whatever is open. When it heats back up it all expands out of the can filling the car.
#34
Re: Car egged; Need advice
HAHA those last 2 are great. Well i'd like to avoid major engine damage, although that is cool cause they wouldn't know why it happened.
The second one is cool because of the fact it wouldn't seriously damage anything (good in my case), but kinda bad because they'd know someone did it, and i don't need this to turn into a pissing contest with high schoolers.
The second one is cool because of the fact it wouldn't seriously damage anything (good in my case), but kinda bad because they'd know someone did it, and i don't need this to turn into a pissing contest with high schoolers.
#35
Re: Car egged; Need advice
Originally Posted by genasidemotorsports
It as easy as this.
Find there car,
grab a wax candle,
slowly take there oil pan drain bolt out.
when it gets to the last thread quickly lodge the wax candle in the oil pan drain
make sure it seals the oil.
When they start the car and drive for about 5 minutes the oil will burn the candle and
easy as that, instant pay back.
there car will lose all its oil, and they wont know why.
Find there car,
grab a wax candle,
slowly take there oil pan drain bolt out.
when it gets to the last thread quickly lodge the wax candle in the oil pan drain
make sure it seals the oil.
When they start the car and drive for about 5 minutes the oil will burn the candle and
easy as that, instant pay back.
there car will lose all its oil, and they wont know why.
cut the oil sensor, so they dont even get a dummy light
#38
Re: Car egged; Need advice
I don't know if you guys have ever heard about porcelain breaking windows really easily, but.....it's true! Just put a spark plug in a vice, crack the porcelain, grab a semi thick rubber band, grab a piece of porcelain, shoot it at the window, it doesn't even have to be hard, and it'll completely smash the window. It's not even like it just cracks it or anything, it goes straight through. My friend and I tried this on his junked car, and it instantly took out the whole window.
You may not want to do that, but it's quick, easy, and the only sound you hear is the glass shards hitting the ground.
You may not want to do that, but it's quick, easy, and the only sound you hear is the glass shards hitting the ground.
#39
Re: Car egged; Need advice
hmm i think i may try the porcelain thing on an old car i got out back, that sounds neat, but i heard the whole sparkplug works fine too.
oh and as for the oil light thing, you'd have to ground it to the block in order for it to stay off, but with many cars by the time that light comes on, it's probably already too late.
oh and as for the oil light thing, you'd have to ground it to the block in order for it to stay off, but with many cars by the time that light comes on, it's probably already too late.
#40
Re: Car egged; Need advice
cut the ******* brake lines, unbolt the lugs to his wheels, and disable his airbags along with a slight snipping of his seatbelt that would eventually progess to it ripping in the event of a collision of some sort or hard braking.
he won't get hurt, promise.
he won't get hurt, promise.