spoon fed

what is a good excuse to call in sick to work tomorrow

Xplocivic

Call in dead. Or call in with a severed head, that always works.

spoon fed

hahahah i wish it was that easy....everyone is calling in so we put them behind. They are trying to ---- us royally....I work at the LCBO warehouse which is the Liquor Control Board of Ontario. I need a good excuse that not everyone else is going to use

PLEASE HELP GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!

traff1c

tell them your car is not running... how the ---- are you going to get to work if you have no transportation....

Ive used that one a few times.....

HondaTuner

Some good ones:

I've recently converted to catholicism and you want to keep the sabbath day holy.

I hit a pothole while in your car and threw out my back.

My dog got hit by a guy in a truck and I need to take him to the vet, or he'll die.

I got food poisining frin *INSERT RESTAURANT NAME HERE*

I'll think of others later...

Donald125

+ you need to wait for the tow truck to get here and it will take NNN hours + you will need to wait in the shop till it get fixed. make sure you tell them you KNOW what exactly the problem is but just don`t got tools and ---- to diy, make it sound REAL

tranceminister

There was a guy that worked for us that called in one day of "Gastritis". He didn't come back for about a month and when he did come back he loaded his tool box up and took it with him :P

Spenser

say your grandma died, when iwas in grade one and I didn't wana do work, I would just be like **cry cry** "my grand ma died last night, we werere so close," cry cyr some more "can I go home?" I actually used it omore then once, hahahaha.

tranceminister

haha, I can see it now... "Spencer your grandmother died last week "

HondaTuner

My grandma actually did...