Tough-guy

Actually he didn't hotrex me, the post office did. But it came finally, and not only did I get 1 Lbs. of deer jerky, but I open it to my surprise to find these gems... (Shitty camera phone pics, go cry in the tub and cut yourself)












Not very clear but the cashier's name at the Giant Eagle was Sandy V.





The package reads:

Gaint Eagle Market district -

Assam Black Tea

A robust, malty liquoring tea from the floodplains of the Brahmaputra River, in India [Black, matl(y) liquoring, floodplains (Katrina)]



And of course the EPIC WIN...





Thanks Jon, the deer jerky was phenomenal.













And the CPz was da joint.

speedjunky01

hahahah the noose is bad ***, appears properly tied as well. impressive

LilWayne

Is that a peanut?

JoshMO

Can I have the turtle and mayo pack?

Smith-02

that tea is tasty as ----. brew for a good 5 mins, its like black coffee.

also, you forgot the big bandaid writing...

88dx

I always send condoms but poke holes in them

con

I use dead cats as packing.

jinxy

I got an NES game.

j3w

dr. boost sent me soma and 99 cent latina **** dvd. i was impressed.

Tough-guy

Yes


There were other items that get an honorable mention I forgot like:


1) 2" wide Band-Aid(R) extra large adhesive pad that reads

"Properly sized for your gaping vag"

!) Cardboard turtle

1) Parrot feather

1) Packet of honey

1) Packet of ketsup

1) Packet of mustard

1) One Packet of battery terminal di-electric anti-corrosive

1) Subaru anti-theft sticker

1) Peanut

1) Business card from Evans Performance

And a booklet of $1.00 gift certificates to McDonald's