MarkG

Just thought i'd report in after a long time away, went out ojn the juice tonight, got drunk as you camn probably tell!!!! and got my **** chewed on by a fat biaaaatch down an alley way!!! Damn i need to go out more often i even pulled out and messed up the ***** face, she was pretty pissed! ha ha hahahah

MarkG

Fat bitches rock when other options run dry !! anyone else got any crude stories about ***** after a nite out??

biggmike

its always fun to rub chunky peanut butter all over ur dick, ***** and ------- and let ur dog lick it off/out

MarkG

Haha, holy ---- dude, not quite sure about that one !!

Anyone other dirty **** bags out there :P??

AgentMurdoc

HOLY ------' ---- THAT IS ------ FUNNY!!! Been having a ruff day with the females and this cheered me up! Funny ----. I thought you were gonna say "rub peanut butter and have a fat bitch like it off, but no you said dog! Hahaha... congrats biggmike, you made my day. Thanks.

quadnie

That's a pleasant story there buddy. Thanks for admitting to us that you ---- with fat chicks.

biggmike

no problem i respond to retard post ASAP with more retarded commemnts to help it along especially when its a newb.

quadnie

Somebody is going to get some lovin' from rover tonight

MarkG

Holy ----, i dont even remember starting this post!! I was scanning down the posts just now and i was like, what the ----??

I must have been pretty fucked up when i got in last night.

quadnie

Well it's a good thing that there aren't really any girls that frequent HMT so you don't have to worry about scarying them off.